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i am a Hermaphrodite,and a decendent of alittle known patato cultivating,pigmie tribe in deepest darkest derry,n ireland,i am 2'4" tall which makes ,me the tallest member of our family.i have extensively changed my appearance over the years through extensive potato abuse,(please see pics).Before,i was a souless shell of a man/woman and only listened to anything on the Simon Cowell discography,20 years on from that,and after consuming hundred's of times my own bodyweight in king edwards i am now a bastion in taste and style,and understand the finer point's in philly soul,winding road records,Lawrence Philpot(aka Larry the Lamb),Gordon's kitchen nightmares,and certain New York rent parties that shall remain nameless. i know 6,452 recipes for potatoes and counting,i can reproduce at will, but just have'nt "found the right space" to do it in.I was hoping Myspace would resolve this.