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Serge

About Me

? ? ?- Born in Kowloon Walled City. . . 1992- Exiled to Paramaribo, Suriname. Begining of soft soul era. . .1993- Meets " Experto Chef ", ironically in a kitchen, and plans are made to create the Pork Torta. . . 1994- Discovered Tucson, Arizona and Bebe McPhereson. . . 1995- Formed the electric " Danger Rock " duo BEBE and SERGE with singer/actress/lobbyist Bebe McPhereson. . . 1996- Hit the road showcasing seminars on " Apolitical Symmetry as seen through Dianetics " . Quickly switched to music mid tour and trademarked the term " Danger Rock ". . .1999- Release of the popular album " Spaced Out SuperNova SuperStar " to critical acclaim. Charts at 436 the first week! Touring ensues. . .2001- Release of the critics favorite " Taking Back Cuba " album, however, after Sept. 11 the Dept. of Homeland Security deems it a terror threat due to it's bizzare political content and detonates all recalled copies in a government field. Very few survived except for some rare bootlegs. . . 2002- The FBI makes touring unbearable, planting hecklers and instigators into the crowd. Bebe and Serge are railroaded from their lives as traveling showmen and are forced into seclusion. . . . 2003- Living off of licensing fees from the popular genre term " Danger Rock ", Bebe moves to Hollywood to pursue acting, comedy and mime. Serge starts life anew as the first official announcer for the Tucson Roller Derby. . .2004- Begining of the off-Broadway rock opera based on the life of Lyndon Baines Johnson, entitled " Song of the Ladybird ". This Pork Torta project took years to bear fruit. . .2005- Bebe and Serge re-unite and tour Europe, regaling audiences and pets alike with old favorites. Later to recieve the coveted " Clorox Regular Bleach Lifetime Achievement Award ". . .2006- Anticipated release of the Serge album " Floating World pt1 ". Serge signs with the international Adrienne Lake International Talent and Acrobat Agency, and kicks off the world tour........................................................ ................................I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4

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Member Since: 25/08/2006
Band Website: www.bloatrecords.com
Band Members: One
Influences: fried chicken, collard greens, and sweet potato pie
Sounds Like: the tortured cries of hundreds of ponies roasting alive in giant ovens, which, look remarkably like pony pens.
Record Label: Bloat Records
Type of Label: Major

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