profile picture

104467124

About Me

My name's Ryan and I am who I am because of my friends, my family, and the mistakes I've made, good and bad. I love to meet new people. I love anything that is spontaneous or random. I am the biggest Florida State Seminoles fan, any gator fans reading this should just leave now... Mitch Hedberg and Kat Williams are my favorite comedians. Jeff Dunham is awesome too. I hate people who try to be something they're not just to be closer to their group of chosen friends. Fuck who they want you to be, be who you are, anyone who can't accept you for you isn't worth your time. I could spend my entire life in Hollister. I know it may sound trivial, but if you can get past the blazing, emo, sorry excuse for music that they play in there, you'll enjoy yourself. If you haven't noticed yet, I'm opinionated. I'm a scorpio, so when I feel something, I'm passionate about it. Anything else, just ask....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is honest and genuine, or who shares a similar passionate hatred for the Florida Gators. Also Bobby Bowden and Bobby Cox, and too many other to list right now...

My Blog

Pine Needles Aren't Good For Sewing... Round 2

Okay. Hopefully my phone won't try to restart itself again while I'm trying to type this. So. Yeah. Dan and I left Gainesville, FL (aka a seminole fan's hell) this morning and headed north. 4 million ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:22:00 GMT

Tea-bag-town, FL

So we're spending the night in Hell, FL. If I need to elaborate beyond that, you don't know me well enough... It's been a crazy day. Woke up in Plant City, FL at like 9-ish got a coke and a smoke, and...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:04:00 GMT

"Drinkin' Again"

Feels like a Friday night, but it's only Monday afternoon, wish I was home for a party goin' on in my living room. Just me, Dan and a 12 pack of Yuengling, jammin to the songs of Lily Allen. Okay. Eno...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Lily Motherfuckin' Allen

Aight so it's 10:36 P.M. Sunday night, and I'm in the Sleep Inn at 12282 Morris Bridge Rd. In Tampa, FL. Just chillin in the bed with a Yuengling and my ipod in my ear, blastin Lily Allen, while Dan t...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:07:00 GMT

Tampa Bound

So it's 7:45 Tuesday morning, and I'm excited, nervous, and tired all at the same time. I went to the doctor Friday afternoon and had a physical and got my DOT certification card. So I'm legal to driv...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:00:00 GMT

My Darkest Corner

24 since, Another 24 till. I'm in the center of the ocean. Can't stand to stay here And can't walk away Fuck you very much for being you. My mind is numb but racing What the fuck can I do I feel...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:57:00 GMT

This Moment

You're innocent and dirty. Your friends tell you that's good. I feel like all I've ever wanted, Was this moment You pull me then you push me You're misunderstood Together all we have Is in thi...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:47:00 GMT

I am...

I am the catalyst. The disappointed sigh at the end of the night. I am so talkative, but there are no ears to listen. I am the comedy laced with tragedy. I am the inflammation swelling the sores that ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:21:00 GMT

Snow Melting Eyes

So another Monday morning hungover and blue, smelling like cigarettes and beer. My mouth is dry, got bloodshot eyes, and my head's splittin' in two. And there's a ringing in my ears. Actually none of ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:54:00 GMT

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:38:00 GMT