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About Me

.. My Uncle is my Daddy. His eyes are pretty close together, too. I like possum shanks and most moonshine, 'cept my cousin/brother made up a batch that made me go blind for a coupla days. I like banjos in the evening. I got 17 hounds or so. When I was blind no one fed 'em and they nearly ate me alive. I threw out some SlimJims and hid in the bottom of the outhouse all night. I met Dog the Bounty Hunter once. He shot me with pepper spray and said I was late fer court. I got me some-a that pepper spray. Its the special ingredient in my barbecue sauce. My friends say I'm psychiatric 'cause I sometimes know when things is about to happen. I have a 72 Pacer. When I get wheels and a motor we can go fer a ride. Its a project I been workin on fer a few years. Its fun to sit in if you can get someone to bounce it on the cinder blocks. I like to watch wrasslin' and noodlin' fer catfish and frog giggin'. The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds 72%


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I'd like to meet:

A certified woman fer a change what don't need to show ID to prove it. And NOT my sister/cousin. Not agin.Can you gut a catfish and cook up some biscuits? Can you prepare culinary delights from the critters I bring back from the petting zoo? I really don't care much, any one thing'll do. I'd be needin' a woman what's in fairly good shape so's she can pull a plow around in spring and dig taters in the fall. And I need help with my corn-on-the-cob. My teeth don't get a lot. Once when I fell out of the walnut tree on my head and got knocked out my cousin/brother drug me around by the ankles and raked up all the leaves in our holler.

My Blog

It must be Christmas again

Dang, I still ain't sobered up from last year's festivities. Here it is again, and it ain't nuthin' but work for this country boy. Slaughterin' the hog, splittin' firewood(things is a little better si...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:40:00 GMT

Blah, blah Thanksgiving

Blah, blah,      Hugged my mom many times, played with my kids, cut down an evil tree with a truly crappy chainsaw. Blah, blah... ate well but not too much, watched some good footb...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:09:00 GMT

weekend on Brokeback Mountain

     Okay, I've recovered enough from the trauma to share the ordeal from last weekend. We went up on a mountain near Durham and proceeded to have the kind of fun that often can't ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:33:00 GMT

end of summer

Enough butt-kicking for one summer. I will be heading to the country with two of my kids for a weekend camping trip. We will be singing into the night, four-wheeling until my grip/gas is gon...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:39:00 GMT