Caitlin

there are motherfuckin babies on this motherfuckin plane

It’s not that I hate babies. It’s that I hate your babies traveling on the same plane as me, and I don’t think they should be allowed on flights that are longer than 2 hours. Because...
Posted by Caitlin on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

iEnnui

English 101:"I don’t even know what I was running for - I guess I just felt like it."JD Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye"It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost...
Posted by Caitlin on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

hey, heres $4,000!

Sucker! But that would be awesome, huh? I assume if you’re reading this that the title caught your attention. $4,000 is a LOT of money. That’s a lot of Ramen noodles. And 4,000 junior baco...
Posted by Caitlin on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:17:00 PST

the king and i

Oh, Klosterman. I recently re-read "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" (thank you, Ashley, for graciously returning it, I enjoyed the re-read). Now, the following should tempt you to read the rest of his bo...
Posted by Caitlin on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST

if 6 was 9

If the sun refuse to shine,I don't mind, I don't mind,If the mountains fell in the sea,let it be, it ain't me.solo. crazy solo.also: sweep the leg! ...
Posted by Caitlin on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:57:00 PST

scrunchies and stretch pants and skorts (...oh my)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: to whoever downloaded Aerosmith's "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" onto my iTunes... I hate you. So I just spent the last hour reading this blog I found, giggling out loud repeat...
Posted by Caitlin on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I was stopped at a red light and noticed a display of slogan and graphic t-shirts in a store window. "Stewart/Colbert 2008," cried one. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," dared a smiling shot glass charact...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST