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Are.why.aye.en

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About Me

I don't waste any time folding washcloths or boxers, matching socks, or ironing jeans. I don't wear a watch, and don't be an ass and buy me one either. (Update: I bought a watch, but won't let it tie me to the man.) I'm currently involved in an unrequited love/hate relationship with my cell phone. I will frequently skip your voice mail and just call you back, who wants to hear your voice twice in one day? I can cook. I still watch cartoons. I can't tell a joke to save my life. I enjoy reading in bad lighting... I want to hear more about you, but first... I'm sublimely cocky. I like cheese. I can't sit for very long, unless I'm fake sleeping so I won't have to talk to you. I'm a binge sleeper. I am a new text message junkie. I collect friends like Snoopy Glasses. I read my horoscope but only believe it if its what I want to hear. The world is filled with interesting things to do. Don't lead a dull life in such a thrilling world. --Dale Carnegie Get your own free cool template at http://www.myspacegraphics.biz/
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My Blog

My top friends, priorities, and other trivial Myspace things

Dear MySpace friends, It has recently come to my attention that some people rate their friendship based on where they are in pecking order in someone's top friends.  Still others USE th...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:50:00 GMT

et tu brute?

December brings out the best in human beings.  We think about giving, being friendly.  It's the best time to catch a cab in New York, the best time to ask a favor of a stranger, the perfect ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 21:01:00 GMT

My Myspace youngun friends

To all my JCC friends:   ok friends, this is for those of you still in high school or less.  You know me through the JCC, so youve probably known me for a long time in some cases, more than ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 22:34:00 GMT

shortnsweet

Well shit.  I'm 30.  In the grand scheme of things it means nothing.  But to me I guess it's more important than I though it would be.  If you were a super-sappy bleeding-heart mot...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:49:00 GMT

The Truth Hurts

Transcript of closing remarks from Bill Maher's HBO show, 9 September 2005 (source-verified @ his web-site) "Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend -- y...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:01:00 GMT

I want my MTV

Can Katrina Kill reality?  Can the horrible tragedy that we all watched unfold on CNN be the end of our love of fake reality on the rest of the channels?  Or do we prefer fake reality to rea...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:02:00 GMT

I'm back, baby!

THURSDAY, September 1. Ok, so I admit, I haven't been around for you guys... without me, who's gonna piss everyone off with their shitty opinions and satirical look at all things Nashville?  You ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:36:00 GMT

Housing, a rant in 5 verses.

First in a series of planned rants: (Can rants really be planned?) Housing. (A work in progress) It seems to me that we cannot continue to build houses, and develop tracts of land the same way...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:39:00 GMT

Our Next Moon Shot

Friends, This is the best article I've read concerning our plans for future missions to the moon. This has always been an interesting topic to me. There's been hype after hype the past 6 or more ye...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 12:39:00 GMT

Guamification

Why I feel you people must be my free therapists I don't know. A few days ago I visited my friends Dan'nRachel for the last time before they moved to Guam with the Navy for 2 years. I expected to be...
Posted by on Tue, 04 May 2004 17:36:00 GMT