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Kris

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About Me

Well, this is where it stands this week...I'll me moving in with "my boy" Gil soon, in the next month or so, which will be nice because then I won't have to drive so far when I get drunk, and since all my friends live on that side of the world. Was that a run on sentence...? Anyways, I am also looking at spending my birthday in Dallas to go catch this band called Linkin Park. That should be fun as I get to hang out with some good friends on my birthday, get drunk in another state and hopefully get to commit immoral acts with girls I will never see again. Ah, the beauty of this generation...As far as me as a person, uh, well, uh, there's not too much. I'm a simple guy with complicated interests (that's an allusion). I've been married, divorced, engaged, disengaged, rolled around, pushed down, got back up then tripped over myself. But I'm still here. I'm like that bug that you think disappears but keeps popping back up, just with a longer life expectancy. People tell me I'm funny so I will label myself as such, even though you could read this and be thinking right now "Wow, this guy is so not funny" which I would understand as we are all entitled to different opinions and I would respect whatever you thought of my dry, award winning humor. But I digress...
My favorite...
...color is Blue
...animals are Lions
...sport is Football
...season is Summer
...TV show is Family Guy/CSI
...drink is Coke, alcohol, Crown, or the two together
...book is Catcher In The Rye
...band is Aerosmith
...holiday is Christmas
...website is Myspace.com (of course!)
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My Interests

Let's see, interests of mine...Short people who obsess over their hair...People who steal and are rewarded for it...The general public's lack of ability to figure out what 15% is...Anyone with false justifications...People who have an unfortunate high regard for themselves because of drunk boys...Someone who knows where the truth is, because I've heard it's out there Myspace Backgrounds

I'd like to meet:

Let's see, people I would like to meet...Probably anyone famous, because then you can tell your friends "Hey, I once met so-and-so. They were a prick!"...Doc Brown to see if he has a Deloreon I could use to find out where have all the good times gone (Nice, a Michael J. Fox/Van Halen reference in one line. Sweet!)...The characters of South Park as real people. That would be funny. A 200 pound ten year old swearing up a storm. Picture it...


Music:

Let me just say that I really enjoy music. I like all kinds of music as music to me is a great form of self expression. I could sit here and list all sorts of stuff that I enjoy listening to, so I will: Aerosmith, U2, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Collective Soul, M.I.A., Norah Jones, Johnny Cash, The Bravery, The Cure, The Beatles, Lady Sovereign, Eminem,Linkin Park, She Wants Revenge, Morningwood, Bernard Fanning, Ludacris, Dave Matthews Band, Bruce Springsteen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Squier, Van Halen (especially with Roth at the helm), Be Your Own Pet, Kelly Clarkson, All American Rejects, ahh, the list could go on and on, so I will continue: Matchbox Twenty, At the Drive In, Alice In Chains, Bon Jovi, R.E.M., Bob Dylan, Korn, Kid Rock, Madonna, System of a Down, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Bush, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica, Kiss, Tonic, Bob Seger, Green Day, Talking Heads, The Clash, Jimmy Eat World, Lenny Kravitz, Lily Allen, Sex Pistols, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Black Eyed Peas, Amy Winehouse, Jane's Addiction, Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mudvayne, Avenged Sevenfold, James Blunt, Snow Patrol, Toby Keith, Elvis, The Doors, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Black Crowes, Buckcherry, Pixies, PCD, POD, Queen, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Meat Puppets (Meat Puppets II, by the way, is a fantastic cd), Pearl Jam, Blues Traveler, Cake, Blondie, Marilyn Manson, Fall Out Boy, Guns N' Roses, Staind, Robert Johnson, Eric Clapton, Sheryl Crow, Poison, should I keep going? Ok:Creedence Clearwater Revival, John Mellencamp, Beck, Motley Crue, Smashmouth, Soul Asylum, Faith No More, Bob Marley, Weezer, Everclear, Def Leppard, Oasis, Ozzy, Radiohead, Violent Femmes, Dead Kennedys, The Roots, Simple Minds, Cyndi Lauper,Godsmack, Blue October, The Arcade Fire (listen to Neon Bible, it is unbelievable) Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, hell, even Tito Jackson. As you can see, I listen to everything and appreciate all types of music. Hey, if you know of something good, toss it my way. I'm always on the lookout for new stuff to listen to. Scroll Bar Designer

Movies:

I really enjoy a good movie. I even enjoy bad movies if they are filled with gratuitous nudity and a plot I can poke fun at. It's hard to list a favorite movie as it all depends on the mood I'm in, but I'll list some for your viewing pleasure. Wedding Crashers(" Lock it Up!", "You Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking to Me!", "You Sandbagging Sonofabitch, You"), Braveheart ("Freedom!"), Happy Gilmore("How About a Warm Glass Of Shut the Hell Up?"), Old School("You're My Boy, Blue!"), American Beauty, Walk the Line (sidenote: I love this movie. It's a great love story and if you haven't seen it you should most surely check it out. The music is great, the acting is superb - Reese won an Oscar- and it will make you yearn to find that person that will look at you the way they looked at each other. Okay, I'll stop, I'm getting all mushy), Napoleon Dynamite ("Your mom goes to college" - I love it!), American Pie, Almost Famous("I Am a Golden God!"), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction("Bring Out the Gimp!"), Seven ("Show Me Wraith"), Tombstone ("I'll Be Your Huckleberry"), Waiting("What Do You Think Of Natasha?", "I Think She's Illegal", "I've Made Peace With That"), Anchorman("I'm Trapped In a Glass Box Full of Emotions"), Breakfast Club("Mess With the Bull Son and Your Gonna Get the Horns"), The Rock, any Kevin Smith movie ("Snoochie Boochies!"), Sin City ("Skinny Little Nancy Callahan...She Grew Up, She Filled Out"). That's just to name a few. Any good suggestions, I'll take them.

Television:

Not a big television watcher. I love watching sports. I'm a fan of CSI, Without a Trace, American Idol, and the Gilmore Girls (don't judge). I've even found myself getting into Grey's Anatomy because of a certain someone.

Books:

Anything by Dr. Seuss is a great literay adventure ( I actually ate at a restaurant that served green eggs and ham. I do enjoy green eggs and ham, I do said Sam I Am). I enjoy the classics. Personal faves would include "Catcher in the Rye", "To Kill a Mockingbird", "Moby Dick", "Of Mice and Men", "Great Expectations", just to name a few. I haven't read anything terribly modern, unless you include Maxim, but that would constitute a magazine and there is not an entry for that on myspace. Maybe we should petition for this, so we can list some great magazines that have influence us in our way of living or thinking. I can't help but feel that someone read an issue of "Playboy" and was touched by it (hey, some of those articles are tearjerkers).

Heroes:

Not really a worshipper of anyone. I think a hero is someone who is unselfish and inspires, and I think that means we all can be heroes (how lame did that really just sound?)

My Blog

A Bad Goodbye

Hey people, I'm back for blog number two. I know you have been waiting with the greatest of anticipation, as I'm sure a few of you have slept outside my place waiting for this next edition. Well, get ...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

My Blog Virginity...Gone

Ok, this is my first blog, so bare with me. I wanted to try it, throw it out there, see what's it like, you know, like experimenting with drugs. Maybe I'll get hooked, ending up in a community blog cl...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:38:00 PST