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christopher

I am here for Friends

About Me

hostess: "so 7 of 9 of you are here?"

me: "SEVEN OF NINE IS HERE?!"

and then nothing.

My Interests

video games, literary allusions, obscure bible characters, the internet, poetry, medieval art, pornography, traveling, dragonrealms, dancing, giallo, sexploitation, blaxploitation.

I'd like to meet:

but 'meet' = 'pound':

mike rowe from 'world's dirtiest jobs'.

that 'freecreditreport.com' guy.

Music:

songs: ohia, belle and sebastian, the magnetic fields, kate bush, mates of state, mirah.

Movies:

breaking the waves, the house of yes, suspiria, rosemary's baby, yeopgijeogin geunyeo, wang-ui namja.

Television:

star trek: the next generation, mystery science theater 3000, strangers with candy, lost, law and order: svu, the office, mythbusters.

Books:

law and order: svu.

Heroes:

law and order: svu.

My Blog

most of my myspace friends are girls.
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh, myspace. will you provide me with he-pussy? i must know.
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST