smoking crack, snorting cocaine off of fine asses, heroin, huffing, manufacturing methamphetamine, freebasing, armed robbery, staging underground bareknuckle fights, carjacking, theft, illegal arms sales, pan-American drug trafficking, contract killings, murder, masturbating with fistfuls of broken glass, long walks on the beach, a nice glass of chardonnay, puppies, kittens, Duvee covers, dust ruffles, bunny rabbits, flowers, giraffes, helping the elderly, children and sick animals.
People who are too intelligent to watch "Deal No Deal". That is all. And yes, I know that statement will have some of you lame-asses up in arms. Oh yes, and if you like(d) Grey's Anatomy, you can pretty much just go ahead and fuck right off. And if you like Toby Kieth......I just feel sorry for your parents
The Icy Hot Stuntaz, Billie Holiday, Sinatra, Blossom Dearie, Edith Piaf, Leadbelly, Mahalia Jackson, The Glenn Miller orchestra, Helmet, Deftones, Prong, Fugazi, S.O.D., Cypress Hill, pre-1990 Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Zeppelin, Morrisey, the Smiths- or as I prefer to call them- the Smiffs.
The last Mimzy.
Blue's Clues, the Doodlebops, That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,The First 48, Cold Case Files, i.e. REAL forensic detective shows. Dallas S.W.A.T., Curb Your Enthusiasm, Intervention, The History Channel. And...if you ever want to treat yourself to some true, high-culture entertanment, do watch Yo Mama.
American Classics: Hawthorne, London, etc. anything by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, Mein Kampf, A Torchlight for America by Louis Farrakhan, Old Copies of Der Sturmer, Notes on the State of Virginia (Thos. Jefferson) The complete works of Winston Churchill, Gibbon's Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire, Stuff by Simon Schama's little bitch ass, memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant, Mark Twain, The Slave Narratives of Frederick Douglass, oh, AND DEFINITELY "Just Give Me the Damn Ball" by Keyshawn Johnson, BOTH of Terrel Owens' books, and "The Boz" by Brian Bosworth.
ABOVE ALL: The ICY HOT STUNTAZ, also Moo child, Taitaroni, Richard Kuklinski, Dick Proennekke, Clarence Darrow, The Founding Fathers, Queen Elizabeth the 1st, Horatio Nelson, Queen Victoria, Daniel Boone,Davy Crockett, Jim Bridger, Kit Carson, Ian Hogg, Emiliano Zapata, Benito Juarez, John Moses Browning, Thomas Edison (MAJOR P.I.M.P)Whoever may assasinate Toby Keith in the future---as well as your mom and dad.