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About Me

I was born a poor black child. I was born in Dallas, but moved to Houston when I was a month or two old, and have been here ever since, aside from the 5yr stay at A&M. I'm the oldest of 6 (3 boys, then 3 girls), 5 of which are on myspace now. I enjoy trying to be different from you while at the same time complying with the professional conduct and continuing education requirements that the Texas State Board of Accountancy has set forth for me to retain my CPA license. My family is very musical, so I play guitar and sing and have a bunch of groupies that buy me sandwiches when I'm hungry. Actually, I'm hungry now...I used to swim (sprint free and fly) and think I can still until I've gone about 150 yards and remember that I haven't swam in 6 months. I lift weights now because otherwise I'd be even skinnier and my little brothers started to lift weights, so I can't let them think they can take me. I want to start a band named one of the following: Mourning Woodferry, Pocket L, The Oatmeal Reason, Alfalpha Male, Blu Bol, Prime Saget, The Stennis Way, Unkempt Mom Butt, Opinion Onion, The Triscuit kid, Nostrildumass...others that slip my mind.I like St. Arnolds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone, as long as they don't say they don't like my cooking

My Blog

Saturday Nite Palsy to be unleashed

Hey, If any of you want to get notifications of when and where my band Saturday Nite Palsy is playing, add us as a friend. Benefits of membership: 1. Have your face melted at shows 2. Tell friends...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:36:00 GMT

The Making of Brooks Chimple, part 1

Ok, so I am not quite as cool as most of you think I am.  Close, but not quite.  As evidence of this, I offer up video of my first recorded musical performance, along with a little bit of ba...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:45:00 GMT

urinals & styrofoam cups

twas not long ago when I was working as an auditor for a public accounting firm.  For a month or so I was assigned to an interim review at a company with one Men's restroom.  It had become r...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 19:32:00 GMT

have what it takes to date me? Read here...

Beans Beans, the magical food group- the more you eat, the more you poop- the more you poop, the less you weigh- so eat your beans every day...     My sister came up with that when she was a...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 19:26:00 GMT

Growing tomatoes: What I've learned

Well, this is my first blog post, and I don't usually take the time to do this, but due to recent events that have gone down in my apartment balcony garden, I feel compelled to share what I've learned...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 20:05:00 GMT