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IRON MONKEY

Hi, im pacho, the robot of your dreams.

About Me

Well hello there. Im jack, you either love me or hate me, thats a fact. im talked about alot, which doesnt mean im a bad person, it just means i always end up in the spotlight. I play guitar, which is my thing, i like alot of music, thrash, death, gore, grind, drum and bass, you know. THE USUAL.I like to think im pretty individual, but its hard these days to really stand out, doesn't really matter. I've been addicted to computer games since the early days of my creation, i still theink mario's a bastard. I love my friends to death, and thats just the way i am, i'd much rather sit at home, get stoned and read than i would start drunken brawls in town, although it does happen from time to time. Yes im a battle midget. Anyways, i like comics, and various geeky things, but eh thats life. Wanna talk? im listening also, Im so sick, my Mom's on myspace.Im also in THE sickest band ever, check us out. Push the button.

JACK, OFFENDING SINCE 1985 ..

My Interests

Music, Guitars, Books, Anime, Movies, Girls, The band, Chemicals, Interesting experiances.

I'd like to meet:

Famous? nah. Everyone i already know is enough for me, also seeing as i hate 99% of the human population, i doubt i really want to meet anymore of the fuckers...!

Music:

Hmm i like alot, but mostly stuff that doesnt SUCK.The December Drive, CKY, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessionals, Dead Poetic, The Promice Ring, The Mars Volta, Alkaline Trio, Deftons, Arch Enemy, Sikth, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Hope Conspiracy, Time In Malta, Minus, Johnny Truant, From Autum To Ashes, Further Seems Forever, Atreyu, Poison The Well, Thrice, Up up down down left left right right ab start, 18 Visions, Refused, Straylight Run, Hopes Fall, Norma Jean, appleseed cast, Me Without you, Moeen, Napalm Death, The Agony Scene, Minus, Mistress, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Blindside, Saosin, Throwdown, Beecher, Cult Of Luna, Between The Buried And Me, The Bled, Most Precious Blood, Scissor Fight, The Locust, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Uncle Bob Drives A Combine,The Prisoners Dilema, Tastefully Your Hero Dies, The Odd Project, A Fall Farewell, Arms Bend Back, August Burns Red, Glass Casket, Embrace The End, Shallow Water Grave, Converge3, Drowning Man, Drink With The Dead, Hondo Maclean, The Odd Project, Tastefully Your Hero Dies, A Fall Farewell, Crestfallen, Embrace The End, Glass Casket, Since The Flood, The Red Chord, Glassjaw3, Backstabbers Inc, Found Dead Hanging, Deadwater Drowning, December, Anima Nera, Carcass, A Jealousy Issue, Across Five Aprils, CafFiends, Casey Jones, Circle Takes The Square, Crowpath, Daughters3, Employer Employee, Estalline3, Evergreen Terrace, Holden Caulfield, Life Before, Life in Your Way, Mannequin, Mercury Switch, Monday In London, Pageninetynine, Pig Destroyer, Porphyria, Sleeping By The Riverside, Still Remains, Stop It!!3, Strateia, The Chariot, The Judas Cradle, The Minor Times, The Now3, The Prisoners Dilemma3, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, This Runs Through, Tyranny of Shaw, Welcome The Plague Year, xOne Fifthx, Horse - The band, Pantera, Metallica, Goldfinger, Forever I Burn, In The Face Of War, Waking Judea, Yuriko, Cheva, All That Remains, Strapping Young Lad, Clutch, Botch, Far, Plain Whites, Red Lights Flash, Drowning Man, Spill Canvas, Canvas, Race The Sun, Days Away, Botch, Coalesce, God Forbid, With Passion, Roni Size, Pendulum, Bonkers, slammin vinyl. - More to follow.

Movies:

Dark themed, noir, and anything with explosions, or people falling through things.

Television:

Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Doctors, Family Guy, Neibours.

Books:

I'll read any thing. Back of a toothpaste box, to the bible. Hunter S, has been a favorite of late.

Heroes:

Dill, hes often thought of as my wallet, but hes a true G. Logan, the unstoppable video game machine, hes gotten me drunk through some tuff times, sean, the weird alien bastard, i do love him. Tiny the legend, always talking sense in a confusing world, rich, mick, the many matts, irish kev, jez, westy, the pikenator, Your all legends. Baroness Helen Von Crackenstein, you rule... LOL.. oh and... Spiderman..DCI Gene Hunt!

My Blog

Burn the world, save the soul.

Ok, so its been at least well over a year since i last attempted to vent some of my day to day anger at the world, and it’s not like I’ve gotten any less angry. First on my list.People who...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

You kill me, you always know the perfect thing to say, hey hey, hey hey!

SO! im not going to be online for a while, im not quite sure how long for exactly, due to the fact that tommorrow im moving house, and christ knows how long it takes to install the internet! I promise...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

The Darkest Colors Known

Well its another lonesome day in sunny darlaston, another pleasing bleak day, with no real highlight, start, or end. Im still just counting my days, something i all to well know that just makes the pa...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

Attack Of The Dungeon Witch.

Ha, it never seases to amaze me how people cant let the past go. I mean really, does one even need to corrupt the facts to make ones self seem right? i mean how pathetic have you got to be? I mean I'v...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:04:00 PST

Across The Ocean, Third Barn on The Left.

Have you ever tried to travel a mind boggleing distance, but using only your mind? well..i have, and i can tell you its not easy when you dont know where your going. Its like being inside a very very ...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

Its true what they say..Keith <3

Well you know i've never been one for sentimental thoughts or to be honest, never really the kind of person who really shows emotion.. but in this case i feel i have too.You know they say, you dont kn...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

Quiet spaces and even colder floors.

well, as always life changes, ever ebbing and flowing to that drum known as progressing ones soul. How can we ever be truly sure that decisions are made for the right reasons, or that the right reason...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

In Dreams of Killer Monkeys.

Well its been a whole since ive bothered to post anything, not that anyone actually reads these things, but you know a bit of self gratification goes a long way.Life aint so bad these days, i've got t...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

Tidal waves and surfers.

Just a thought..   You know, life aint really that bad? I mean i thought everything was over and shit, but i met a person who's sorted me head out millions! its rather mad! i mean, she just makes...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

Thats life?

well, things couldnt be much more, grey? i dunno, just dont think i can feel anything anymore? i really dont, i think ive cried (yes a grown man crying) myself to the point where i cant hurt anymore? ...
Posted by IRON MONKEY on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST