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About Me

Really? ME? I didn't know you cared. Well, here goes: Laid back, sunglasses.That pretty much sums it up.

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If you crumbled up all the tacos in the world and mashed them into a giant ball, that giant ball would make a lot of hungry children cry. Think about it, I didn't.

My Blog

How to destroy a newspaper thief

I moved into a new apartment and I find that I am surrounded by elitist college students who's parents pay all the bills.  Whats there is theirs and theirs for the taking, and that's probably how they...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:09:00 GMT

California SUX

I fell out of space with the ocean todayI hope it writhes in its cess and circumstanceNever to be seen or ponderedfor what is there yonderis something else that makes me wonderwhat was so fucking good...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:54:00 GMT

Skate Two

Skate 2!  That's right...movable objects in cyber space...makes it totally dope
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:01:00 GMT

Rabbit ears

I wrap styles around the faceslooking out for the trailing tracesof dollar billsdollar bills bitches!For reals I steals wheels to get mealspeeling past camera flashes on the interstateirate people hav...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:50:00 GMT

poem of the season

We give thanks to the turkey and the birdsay word but can it be unheardassured of breaded fat stuffed blurbsI swerve on the wild bourbon scourgenot to be misconstruedby a Maritime scroogethe goose and...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:15:00 GMT

Robot Nation Vers 1.0

I'm like Sonny of CherLeg up in the airsmell of the pinescool breeze through my hairLike Yogi Beargrabbing for the hatchetscheming on a sandwich from the picnic basketIt's a robot nation up on the ris...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:07:00 GMT

McCain Limrick

McCain and staffer rubbing nubs,now has crabs from making lovescratched his balls and then they bled,no wonder why his face is red
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:37:00 GMT

It’s a trickle-up economy, stupid

Nobody wants to raise minimum wage because it will "cost our economy" but there are very rich people out there profiting from the hard work of millions of minimum wage workers (called "underemployed" ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:46:00 GMT

Global warming is a fact!

Global warming is a fact!  The only people who are nuts are the ones who are too busy arguing over whether it is human caused or natural.  That's for lawyers to figure out!  In the mean...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:53:00 GMT

Global warming is not a CO2 release issue, its much worse

May 19, 1955, 2:30 am, forest of Big Sur California.  This is the exact time and place of the beginnings of the CO2 climate change debate.  This is the day Charles David Keeling opened up a ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:05:00 GMT