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TURTLE

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK TIL YOU'VE READ IT!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I AM THE FATHER OF TWO GREAT KIDS!!!!!!!! I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HANG WITH WHO IS FUNNY SMART SWEET AND WHO WILL UNDERSTAND THE SITUATIONS WITH MY KIDS.. THEY GOTTA COME FIRST ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGEST ONE. I HAVE BEEN A PARAMEDIC SINCE 1998AND AN EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECH SINCE 1987 GREW UP AROUND EMS WHICH INSTILLED SOME OF THE VALUES I HOLD DEAR. GIVE ME A YELL SOMETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

READING, CAMPIN GOIN TO THE LAKE, EMS, EDUCATION(SOMETIMES LOL) MOVIES, DINING OUT AND UP FOR ANY SUGGESTIONS

I'd like to meet:


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: WILLIAM JOSEPH
Birthday: JANUARY 15,1969
Birthplace: BENHAM KY
Current Location: WORK
Eye Color: BLUE GREY
Hair Color: BROWNISH BLOND
Height: 5 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT USE TO BE BOTH THOUGH LOL
Your Heritage: SOUTHERN(IRISH,GERMAN, INDIAN AND SCANDINAVIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: BOOTS
Your Weakness: MY DAUGHTERS
Your Fears: DATING
Your Perfect Pizza: ONION BACON
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: FINISH MY PARAMEDIC INSTUCTORS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOO
Your Best Physical Feature: LEGS
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER USUALLY 5 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: MY GRANDMOTHER
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: NEITHER
Single or Group Dates: EITHER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: EARL GREY LOL
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: LIKE A DRUNK SAILOR
Do you Sing: TRY
Do you Shower Daily: SOMETIMES TWICE
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: HAVE BEEN BUT THINKING ABOUT GOIN AGAIN
Do you want to get Married: ALREADY BEEN TWICE
Do you belive in yourself: SOMETIMES
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: SOMETIMES
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSS
Do you play an Instrument: NOPE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: YUP
Ever been called a Tease: YUP
Ever been Beaten up: YUP WHEN I WAS 12
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ALLREADY GROWN UP LOL
What country would you most like to Visit: IRELAND OR ANYWHERE IN EUROPE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: STRAWBERRY BLONDE
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: DOESNT MATTER
Weight: DOESNT MATTER
Best Clothing Style: WHO CARE
Number of Drugs I have taken: I REFRAIN FROM ANSWERING THIS QUESTION LOL
Number of CDs I own: COUPLE OF MILLION I DONT KNOW
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING MAYBE NOT GOING TO PARAMEDIC SCHOOL EARLIER

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

LIKE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT WHINY COUNTRY LOL LIKE ALTERNATIVE AND HEAVY AS WELL AS THE 80'S BLUES AND JAZZasfunction:playTune,1
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
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Movies:

LOVE ACTION ADVENTURE AND COMEDIES.( GET ENOUGH HORROR AT WORK LOL)
Your Elf Name Is...
Booty Mince Meat What's Your Elf Name?

Television:

DON'T WATCH MUCH
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!

Fallen Angel


75%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


75%

Vampire


58%

You are a Demon


58%

Black Witch


50%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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Books:

LIKE SCI FI AND FANTASY ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORS IS LAURELL K HAMILTON CHECK HER OUT SHES GREAT
T Tempting
U Unnatural
R Respectable
T Temperamental
L Legendary
E Elitist
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
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You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula


92%

Deacon Frost


83%

Blade


83%

Marius


75%

Angel


75%

Lestat


67%

Spike


58%

Armand


58%

Akasha


42%

Louis


25%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Heroes:

ANY ONE WHO WORKS EMS FIRE OR VOLUNTEERS FOR ANYTHING.

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My Blog

ALONE AGAIN

WELL THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER AND HERE I AM ALONE AGAIN. AS USUAL. I GUESS THIS RUT IS GETTING THE BEST OF ME.DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I JUST WISH I COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND MAKE ME LA...
Posted by TURTLE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

CONFUSED AND ALONE....AGAIN!!!

HEY IT S ME AGAIN. JUST WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA CATCH A BREAK IT SEEMS LIKE WHEN I GET THINGS HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND THAT THINGS ARE STARTING TO GO MY WAY ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. I TRIED ...
Posted by TURTLE on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

I'M CONFUSED. IS THERE ANYONE THERE??

»HEY EVERYBODY. I HOPE THINGS ARE GOING GOOD FOR YOUI CAUSE I KNOW THEY SUCK FOR ME!  WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER FIND SOMEONE WHILE YOU ARE SINGLE BUT IF YOU ARE MARRIED OR IN A RELATIONSHIP THEY FA...
Posted by TURTLE on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

ME AND MY GIRLS

HI MY NAME IS BILL BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS TURTLE. I'VE HAD THIS NICKNAME FOR YEARS AND THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH THAT DONT EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME.MY DAUGHTERS ARE REALLY GREAT! I JUST WISH I...
Posted by TURTLE on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:57:00 PST