Ok, niyikkahs.
I COULD write a fucking epic, but I am too 1337. Fuck that noise.
Check the pictures. I am one sexy mother fucker. You want me, and its completely understandable. Youd go GAY for me. However, I wouldnt go gay for you (MAYBE for Mike). Its a shame, I know.
What I do? I work. I kick ass in Tekken. Challange me, YOU WONT!
Meh, ill write more later.