Agent Slander

I am a small girl with big, big hair.
I use cheap hair color and overly expensive hair products.
I'm a full time Cosmetology student, and a part time domesticated animal.
I live in a BedHead household and plan to work in a TIGI-carrying salon.
My interests are both vauge and common.
I really dig My Little Pony...and using fragmented sentances. :)

this used to be the story of my life. i've been them all--the ass kicker, the ass kick-ee, and the heckling instigator. same shit, different day, different set of catty hair pulling.

this is the new story of my life.

The road I walk is paved in gold
To glorify my platinum soul
I'll buy my way to talk to God
So he can live with what I'm not

About me: