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CRYPTOPHER

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About Me

The guitar guy for We Die Only Once and ummm...I think pumpkin chuckin might be one of there greatest things ever, especially while drinking keg beer. Thank you, that is all.

My Interests

Design work, Graffiti, my bike, and playing guitar. I play in a band...thats right, a BAND!!! You know you love me.

I'd like to meet:

Midgets mostly...I see them quite often, but never had the nerve to befriend one yet. I actually saw one at a show we played...a metal-head midget...im sure that was my chance but i blew it by non-stop laughter. p

Music:

OVERCAST, 108, gorilla biscuits,converge,martyr ad,wide awake,between the buried & me,sick of it all,turmoil,remembering never,pig destroyer,slayer,jerry reed,tom petty,minor threat,S.O.D.,anthrax,M.O.D.,trial,ten yard fight,heaven shall burn,most precious blood,descendents,misfits,cateract,as hope dies,daughters,from ashes rise,darkest hour,black dahlia murder,burn,supertouch,snapcase,primus,sleep,untill the end,108,through the eyes of the dead,invocation of nehek,ignite,mushmouth,botch,burst...

Movies:

RED DAWN, Encino-Man, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Underworld, Run Ronnie Run, Platoon, The Salton Sea, Easy Rider, Mystic River, Mallrats, Donnie Darko, Signs, Saw I & II, and that movie featuring your mom, a pinnaple, & and a jar of mayonaise.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Curb your Enthusiasm, CSI Miami

Books:

Factotum, The Alienist, American Hardcore, Guilty by Reson of Insanity, Choke

Heroes:

Ren + Stimpy

My Blog

The Hills Have Eyes

DUDE!!!!HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT!?!?  I saw the unrated version...hot chick getin her booby sucked by a radio-active retard, then gets her face blown off!!!!!!!   QUALITY BITCHES, PURE Q...
Posted by CRYPTOPHER on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

Anal C-Section?

So I was thinkin...imagine this, you spend three days eating nothing but bananas,salad,white castle and taco bell...constantly.  Your bowels start to form one of the largest dooties to plague man...
Posted by CRYPTOPHER on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:23:00 PST