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Kri$$y

About Me

Jose, Steve... This one's for you... Hey--I'm Krissy.I do not enjoy ungroomed teeth/nails, eating food that other people have touched, or the Minnesota State Fair. I also strongly dislike my cat. If anyone is willing to A) Provide her with a nice home; or B) Get rid of her somehow and fool me into thinking she's okay--Just let me, George Washington, and twenty of our mutual friends know, if you get my drift... Also, autism and silverware with comfortable grips are among the top of my list of favorite things. Licking fabric of any sort is at the bottom. Oh, and did I forget to mention that I kill everything I fuck, and I fuck everything that I kill?

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I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

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HAHAHA...........   7/7/2006 7:55 PM you know some thing allie gee is right you are twisted and krissy is going to hell. Randy 7/7/2006 8:26 AM Allie you know damn well that shit was fu...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:36:00 GMT

Damage my whip and I'll take this disease-infested needle and shove it up your....

I drive a Fleetwood Cadillac Brougham, since my Daddy loves me oh-so-much...& The only reason I am not going to call it my baby is because I would never even THINK of aborting it. (The car, t...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:36:00 GMT

Kristine: 2; Baseline: 0

...So I play slowpitch softball and--errrgh--it shoudn't even be considered a real sport, right?  Or at least the pansiest of them all, if that. So we have a game the other day... ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:45:00 GMT

Another Reason Why Roseville High Kicks Ass...

(WCCO) Authorities said arrested a 42-year-old school employee on Thursday for allegedly having sexual contact with at least two 16-year-old girls during the past two years.Richard Parnell Rucker Sr. ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 20:30:00 GMT

My first time with a Black Guy...

Earlier tonight I went to a bomb ass concert @ the Quest-- Tech N9ne.  Since I am a baller, I budged through everyone to the veeeery front, and got squished against the top of the stage real...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 23:29:00 GMT

Hah...

I just overheard my mom on the phone explaining what a "Twinkie" is.  Not the food, but the whole Asian-Who-Acts-Like-A-White-Guy thing. (She just got done watching Harold & Kumar.)
Posted by on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 17:40:00 GMT