I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Dave.

Three's a crowd.

The Best of Glyn & Margaret

"We've had Joe for a barbecue."
"He didn't taste very good."

GLYN

"Mum's peed on the table (points at pea)."

"My name is Margaret Jones, and I am a nosy sunbather.”

“(Making fun of my bikini) Running around like a blue-bottomed Sarah!”MARGARET

"(sighing sadly) I've lost my little bit of cheese. Has anyone seen it? I don't remember eating it."

"You can tell Laura's back home because there's a sandwich in the bathroom."

"(After Laura finished singing about her nose and I laughed at her) You're both different."

"(Gleefully) Oh, I love the landing, I knew I would!"

"(Trying to work the touchscreen scales at Sainsbury's & saying the buttons she presses aloud) Carrots. Carrots. Carrots. Search. Search. Help! Help! Search. Help! Carrots."