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DR. Potatohead

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


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Ok so this is me first let me tell you a few of the ways i have been described eather by freinds or as i would describe myself:
menace to sobriety
avatar of bacchus/Dionysus (whare ever i go drinking ad debauchery follow!)
a big ol' FATTY and im ok with it becuse I tend to take a "LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT" aditude twords my life.
a hustler (I'm not sure if I shuld be proud if this or not but I am so screw it.)

I live here in the portland burbs and as far as I'm concerned P-town is the best place on earth! this is whare my hart is.
Im a college student working my way to a philosophy degree so I can be a professor why a professer you may ask? its simple so i never have to leave college! So it hits me the only people who get to stay forever are teachers and thay get sweet parking places too! And that means I can keep my big ideas and drinking schedule! OI
WARNING: may cause mild euphoriea,
may cause dizzyness or disorentation,
may cause lapses in judgment,
consumeing alcohol may intensify thes effects,
DR. Potatohead is only intended for those healthy enough for sexual activity,
do not avoid prolonged exposeure to DR. Potatohead as this may result in an unsafe drop in blood alcohol levels,
in the event you shuld pass out while in the area of DR. Potatohead strange markings may appear on the face and forehead
in the rare occurence of arousle lasting more than 4 hours seek imediate treatment includeing DR. Potatohead,
Ok I feel like were all well informed now
as for who I am read who i DONT want to meet I'm pretty much the Antithesis of that (if you dont know what an Antithesis is look it up trust me its good for you).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

freaks, geeks, weirdos, creaps, the stange and deranged, people who drive me crazy or atleast take a turn at the wheel

ok so it seams easyer to say what i dont like than what i do becuse past a few items im pretty easy to get along with

im looking for people who have brains, no brain dont even bother. I have no time to spoon feed you pre-chewed insight, in bite sized portions and wait for you digest it!

Im a geek and I love it! If you arnt geeky atleast be ok with geeky

I want people who can engage and participate no passive spectators jest those willing to be part of the maddness that is my world (dont worry its a good thing youll thank me later)

sence of humor is important

sharp wits and a silver toung go a long way to impress me

I want to meet beautiful people not plastic ones tiny wastes and big boobs dont score extra points in my world but glasses and tatoos do!

please dont be so messed up you cant get over your own BS its ok to be dark and brooding but if you spend all your time passing the buck and hating everything dont bring me down becuse im lovin my crazy mixed up world

the biggest plus in the world would be if you love to learn so much that your thirst for knowledge is almost insatiable to the point that you must always be looking for answers but also for bigger and better qustions to ponder apon.

NO AND I MEAN NO RACISTS, BIGOTS, HOMOPHOBES, RELIGOUS ZEALOTS, OR OTHERWISE SMALL MINDED PEOPLE YOU MUST BE AN OPENMINDED NON JUDGMENTAL INDIVIDUAL. ITS FINE TO BE STUBBORN BUT NOT IGNORANT!

so I assume that becuse your still reading I havent scared you off hope that means you will drop me a line some time the sooner the better thares so much to do and so little time in life! hope to hear from you soon.

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