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About Me


I am the ORIGINAL Krazy Old Man of the Las Vegas area. Ummm yeah Krazy Krazy Krazy! My regular site is http://krazyoldman.com .
Email me at [email protected] and I just fixed the email link, sorry I screwed it up for so long. I should check these things...
Married for 25 years, together for 27 years, to my beautiful wife, who goes by various names in the internet porn industry, including "Aaronica" and derivatives thereof. She's the famous one, with a Yahoo fan club of over 30,000 members.
I'm also famous but in circles most people have clearly made it known they aren't interested in hearing about.
On an unrelated note, at the Hard Rock Casino I was recently mistaken by the British Secret Service to be one of Great Britain's most notorious criminals. All us guys with bald heads and beards look alike. Once we all got over it, we had a jolly good time.
I have the two greatest kids in the world, online as "Savannah" and "Otto".
I have met some great people here in Vegas. I consider the Rev to be my brother by another mother -- he's the good looking one. but I have a shinier head. I am a huge fan of Ordained, NV/DC, Hair Nation, and Kreep; and am getting to know other bands in between bouts of abject poverty when I can't afford the gas to the shows.
I like a very eclectic variety of music, not just hard rock. I have a blog that discusses this further.
I know when the world is going to end, how it's going to end, and the only way to survive it for real -- none of that religious crap, the real thing. And I used to put it out as the Simple Message, and call myself a Simple Messenger but apparently people got the idea that this was somehow religious -- so now I'm just James "Krazy Old Man" Mays with a secret...unless you manage to scout it out on the internet on one of the sites I have not yet altered or removed for reasons such as the inability to pay for the web space.
I am enjoying the Krazy Old Man "Pussy Posse" that my wife has been getting together for me. It's a small group so far -- small but elite and wonderful.
I've done a lot of "interesting" things in my life -- top secret shit for our lovely government, worked on a river boat, starving songwriter in Nashville, lots of various shit. Oh, and died, too -- open heart surgery. Lots of fun shit.
Trying to get back to my songwriting now. Trying to figure out how to make a living -- not get rich, just pay the bills. Oh hell, why not? Let's get rich! OK, so I can see that I need to go take a Lorazepam now, maybe some 151 with it, and calm down, so until next time....dah dah, da dat tada, dah dah dah DAH......
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don Rickles, Peter and Lois Griffin (Meg's hot but too young); and losts of other people. I would say "God/G-d/Satan/Assyrian/Amen/Ba'al" but I already met that guy a long time ago. Also met the Other Guy, too. Yep, met 'em all, got all the answers everybody thinks they want to know, but don't really want to know. O.K. so when Meg's 21, yeah, I wanna meet her. I've always wondered what she'd look like in a miniskirt.
I would like to meat the person, or people, who know that what I know about my "secret" is for real, and have the means and the wills to help me GIVE this information to everyone so they can survive the coming worldwide catastrophe if they so choose to do so. If they don't know how, then they don't have a choice, do they?
By the way, this is a video of my son "Otto" breathing fire.

My Blog

why Im offline

I am offline except for this temporary opportunity to get on someone else's computer and get here to MySpace to tell everyone the following:My computher is FUCKED!I am presently using a 166MHz Win98 c...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Fathers Day

I get the best Father's Day EVERY day!Every day that I am alive, I think about my real family. My real family consists of my wife, son, and daughter; of those who have helped me with my greater work;...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:01:00 GMT

How about a Krazy Old Church?

Been kicking around the idea for awhile -- Krazy Old Man's Krazy Old Church. A church with no "religion" in the traditional sense, that's for sure. Had enough of that hypocrisy back when I was a JFC...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:06:00 GMT

A happy post fer a change

Man I am only gonna be down just so long and then it's time to kick my way outa the funk and live again! So here I is, kicking and screaming my way back into the sunshine!I like to think that maybe p...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:54:00 GMT

Another one bites the dust...

I suppose it is inevitable -- the more one says about oneself, the more likely someone who was a MySpace friend decides to stop being a MySpace friend. I don't know who it was, probably somebody else...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 23:33:00 GMT

Happy Penis Day is May 12th -- mark your calendar!

Today is a day to cerebrate -- happy Penis Day! I'd like to thank Nikki, Crazy Bitch, and other beautiful MySpace female friends for all the great inspirations; Bacardi 151 and some great legal pharm...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:11:00 GMT

To all the bands

Sorry we haven't been showing up, and I truthfully don't know when we'll be showing up again. We hate missing the shows, we hate missing all of you, some of you especially. When we say that if we ca...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:01:00 GMT

The NEW Simple Message

My whole life for the last quarter of a century has been spent primarily showing people what I call the "Simple Message". It's something that I learned about from intense study. I can honestly say I...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:25:00 GMT

Blog editing

I now save the blogs, with their comments, that I remove. I have them as text files. If you see me not here for awhile sometimes it's because of things like when my cable/internet/phone got cut off ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Here’s a song I wrote in 1981

I found a song I wrote back in 1981. It's called "Help Me". You can download it here for free.I was sitting in a little office in Tupelo, Mississippi that I had rented for $60. There was no electri...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:12:00 GMT