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About Me

I am Humble Sam (HS), I am the executive editor of Lune Fiction and I'm a swine. I also spin discs for Lancaster's premier radio station, Radio Diversity FM. Lune Fiction is resting at the moment but I'm working on two new issues right now. For more info on Lune Fiction go to www.lunefiction.com or click on the icon thingie beneath (Yes, with your mouse!). Incidentally, I had a little helper called Chuck Edwards (CE), the fastest poet in the North West. He was like me. Only different. He was a fish and now he's dead. I had him for supper.
As I mentioned above, I'm a radio ham and I'm on air between two and six times a week at www.diversityfm.co.uk. Music and subjects vary between classical music, jazz, electronic music, the arts, history, my pet fish, anything that pops into my head, the end of civilization (that's always fun) and - what I enjoy doing the most - my own atonal compositions and soundscapes.
It's stuff one either hates or love, don't you know?
PS If anyone bumps into my ex-wife, tell her the body is in the fridge (behind the salmon mousse that is slightly out of date).
   

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Badgers, Squirrels, Fish, The Ghost of Christmas Future-Past, Lord Lucan's moustache

   
Chucky Chuck Edwards, The Fastest Poet In The North West

My Blog

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part VII

In Basel, I was asked by the customs officer if I had anything to declare (what happened to the Schengen agreement?), bought a ticket (I asked whether the train would leave at half past and I was told...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:15:00 GMT

Peter Punch

Hey my extremely carbonated geezer type mate, lets trip-trop down to our chaps chippie and hunter-gather some of our sea friends and consume them with splices of spud all topped with salt, vinegar a...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:22:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part VI

What to do? We had a smoke, sighed, scratched our heads, crept into the back of an empty Polish lorry and talked about life, the universe and everything. He showed me pictures of his girlfriend, his f...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:44:00 GMT

They Wave

I get up in the mornings, visit the bathroom for my ablutions, go out for a smoke and a coffee, and there they are: rushing about minding their own business. Then they turn round and wave.They are not...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:41:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part V

We asked if they knew where we could get hold of some cigarettes. They kindly offered to get some for us and we stayed behind with two of the Iraqi chaps. They were very friendly and talkative. They t...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:57:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part IV

While contemplating our fate next to the port and smoking cigarettes, some of the Ghost people walked past and Kris started talking to them, as he wanted to know where the best place to hitch a rid...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:43:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part III

The problem with the Flemish town Calais, well the problem for me anyway, well, actually, the problem with Calais ferry port is that foot passengers go one way and cars, lorries and motorbikes go a...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:04:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part II

The trip to Croydon consisted of me catching snatches of sleep and having conversations about Radios 3, 4 and 2 and why people who ride pushbikes and mobility buggies (you know, those motorized whe...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:53:00 GMT

HSs Exciting Xmas Road Trip to CH - Part I

Just like seagulls follow the trawler to fish for, er, fish, so Lancasters pigeons follow the traveler (i.e. me), to shit onto my Kookaburra. An appropriate metaphor for life, I think. I left my...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:07:00 GMT

Flash Essay: Relationships - A Piece On Gender, Class And Other Things

"I saw your mother and you father walking in the park the other day". "No, it was my aunt and uncle you saw. They are not my parents. She is my father's sister and he is my father's sister's h...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:39:00 GMT