Real headlines Part 2 |
Real Headlines Part 2 continued....
"Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack"
"Man Wins $25,000 Bet By Swallowing Watermelon Whole"
"Ravioli Worker Rolls In Dough"
"Walking... Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:17:00 GMT |
Family Feud |
Actual answers given by contestants on Family Feud
Name something a blind person might use.. ' A sword'
Name a song with moon in the title...... ' Blue... Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:15:00 GMT |
Insurance claims |
The following excuses are from actual insurance claims that are intended to consicely summarise the accident.
Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i... Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:41:00 GMT |
Childrens Books you will never see |
Childrens Books you will never see
You are different and thats bad.
Dad's new wife timothy
You were an accident
Pop! Goes the kitten and other great microwave games
Testing homemade parachutes using o... Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:23:00 GMT |
Bmw Auto terminology |
This is quite simply a translation of English to German automotive terms.
Indicators- Die Blinkenleiten Tickontocken
Speedometer- Die Egobooster
Learner- Die twatten mit elplaten
Windscreen wiper- Di... Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:15:00 GMT |
Real Headlines |
Real HeadlinesSomething went wrong in jet crash, says expert.
Panda mating fails, vetrinarian takes over.
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
Survivor ... Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:56:00 GMT |
My poem |
Ive decided to finally write and share, interesting peices of work that i have collected over the years, so anybody who wishes to see it please do. If your not interested in seeing what i have to... Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:31:00 GMT |
A crazy call response |
Ok everybody, here is another piece of writing that is especially useful when talking to telemarketers, siblings, friends and mother in laws.
Now do not be surprised if the person you are talking to, ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:07:00 GMT |