my name is allen, im 17
i lift weights, ALOT, b/c i am a body builder. i have been competetively body building for 2 weeks now. i have won 3 competitions within this time. i was born with big muscles, and after i discovered steroids, my balls shrunk, BUT i got big as hell. everytime i flex, ten children in mongolia die. a body building competition usually kills about a million mongols. now u must be thinking, wow ur muscles are so big, do u need a license for those bad boys? and the answer is yes, but i currently only have a provisional license, so i can only flex in front of 1 non family member at a time and i cannot flex between 12 am - 5 am.
