Kissy Kiss-a-Lots

Attention Rupert Murdoch and friends: I know that you like to have late night yacht dance parties wherein you listen to Kissy Kissalots and kiss each other on the mouths etc; but shouldn't the rest of the world wide web (in particular the Myspace community) be let in on the secret? Don't hoard us for yourself, Rupert et al. Approve our songs that you've been processing for a full week now.P.S. Tom (of Myspace fame) wears lipstick/is not our friend.