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I'd like to meet:

Any hot actress, singer or whateva... If i'd give names it would take me a couple of months! Cursor By BP-Grafix.netAight, Pimps and Hoes!! Ready to leave this FuckA a tight Comment?

Music:

Anything HIP HOP. OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL, EAST- or WESTSIDE... doesn't matter.. JUST HIP HOP... (of course also German rap)

Movies:

Ocean's eleven, ALIGINDAHOUSE, Snake eyes, Wrong turn (cause of Eliza Dushku ;) , House of 1000 Corpses, texas chainsaw massacre, saw, saw2 ,Pulp fiction, the big lebowski, reindeer games, half baked, both final destinations,...

Television:

Family Guy, Seinfeld, NBA Basketball, Columbo, and last but not least Curb your enthusiasm...

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Books:

Hustler Magazine, Playboy,.. J/K

Heroes:

Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 2:27
full name: Michael David Horner Lavigne II
nickname(s): Prince Charming ;) u heard about me!
birthday: April Motherf..in 8th 1986
where were you born: Altoetting, germany
zodiac sign: Aries
height: uhmmm... like 6'9''
weight: uhmm... like.. 354lbs
hair color: blizzack
eye color: brizzown
shoe size: nonofyabusiness! lol (10.5)
ring size: wtf? no rings.
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): uhmm.. half black ;)
blood type: A- (rare, but dont drink it, i'll need it)
grade: uhmmm.. freshman at college
GPA: :) 3.80
siblings: nope
tattoos: not yet
piercings: nada
hobbies: basketball, girls, movies, being black
favorite
color: black, white or red.. cant decide
food: pizza
candy: uhmm.. peanut m&ms
type of cheese: swiss
pizza topping: everything, except pinapple or shit like that.
salad dressing: thousand island
sandwich: grilled cheese.... or whatever there is
cereal: cocoa pops
fruit: ewww..
vegetable: your mom
berry: halle barry
cake: the one your mother makes
book: kama sutra.. or not.. no books.. maybe 1984
movie: ocean's 11
magazine: xxx lol
newspaper: uh huh
tv show: seinfeld!
website: www.myspace.com
radio station: 107.yourmother
font: wtf? i dont care
cartoon character: peter griffin
artist (painter): SALVADOR DALI baby!!!
actor: steve buscemi
actress: hehehe.. uhm.. eliza dushku
cd: Sido "maske"
song: fehdehandschuh
music group: creutzfeld&jakob
music type: hip hop
day of the week: saturday!!
month: april ;)
season: fall
holiday: christmahanuquanzika. or whatever.. leave me alone
shampoo: the one that makes u have an orgasm
conditioner: whatever...
number: 21
phrase: your mother is a whore. lol..
store: footlocker or finishline or so..
weather: pleasant
restaurant: zaxby's
channel: HBO
teacher: your mother teaches me new things every night
weekend activity: hardcore sleeping!!!
hangout: uhmm... more like hangover
house color: brick color.
sport to watch: basketball
sport to play: basketball
animal: squirrel
flower: cannabis sativa.. what a nice one.. smells so good!
guy's name: jeffrey
girl's name: wow.. cant decide.
board game: no clue.
party game: beer pong!!!!!
story from childhood: no stories. no childhood. no explanation. lol
body part: just face. face. is that a part? well... face
have you ever
been on a train: ja
been on a plane: ja
been in a car accident: nein
caused a car accident: nein
run into a wall: dont remember.. but that would explain some things
burned a potato chip: what??? nein
almost burned the house down: nein
smoked: ja
been drunk: uhmm at least 4 days of the week.(during school, tho)
been high: hah.. ja
broken the law: ja
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): ja
kissed someone of the opposite sex: ja
kissed someone of the same sex: nein
frenched an animal: ??? crazy americans.
made out: i think so ;)
had cyber sex: every night with your mom, when i cant see her
gotten engaged: nein
had an online relationship: not relationship just... whatever.. fuck you
been rejected by a crush: nein.. cause i'm too shy to tell anyone
loved: not really
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: nein
cried in public: ja
cried over a movie: yeah, call me a feefeeboy.. lol
fallen asleep in a movie theater: almost! fuck matrix revolutions at midnight
given someone a bath: your mom (sorry if its getting old)
been to a boarding school: nein
been home-schooled: nein
lost a valuable item: ja
bungee jumped: nein
skied: tried to... long time ago
met the president: nein... and hopefully wont.
met a celebrity: ja
gotten a cavity: nein
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: nein
made a prank call: nein
skipped school: ja
faked sick to get out of school: ja
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: nein
climbed a tree: ja
fallen from a tree: nein
broken a bone: nein
sprained anything: ja
passed out: once on your mother.
made yourself pass out: nein... again.. only stupid people would do that
been to disney world: jaaaa!!!
been to a theme park (not disney): ja
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): uhmmm probably
made a model volcano (working model): nein
made a clover leaf with your tounge: nein
past
what did you do yesterday: traveled.. slept... smoked.
memory you miss the most: with my people back in K-town :(
memory you want to forget: almost gettin arrested by cops :(
something you regretted after it was done: having sex with your mother
the last
song you heard: wow.. uhm.. light your ass on fire. by busta and pharrell
cd you bought: bought? uhmm. sido
thing you said: I thought it was mine!! :(
time you cried: cant remember
movie seen in a theater: saw2
thing you ate: your mother's p..ssy
person who called: cissy :)
nail polish shade worn: black. no red. no, none. yeah, none.
time you showered: wow.. uhmmm let me think... lol.. bout 1 hr ago
person who complimented you: no compliments :(
at this moment
what are you listening to: dallas theme music from the living room
what are you wearing: bathrobe.. sox, boxers, stuff like that
what are you thinking: when is this f..in survey over... why did i get into this??
what are you scared of most: some creepy ass animals...
how many people are on your buddy list: not enough.
future
occupation: rich guy
marriage site: somewhere romantic
honeymoon: somewhere morest romanticerererst
place to live: italy, well, not with a wife tho.. so cali or so
kids: 2
car: BMW
what are you doing tomorrow: hopefully your mom.. and nothing else
do you think george bush will be reelected: no way.. his time is OVER
will there be a wwIII: sometime there will be
will politics ever be truthful: never
will humanity snuff itself out: maybe in a distant future
can the gov. be changed: it can.. look at us doing shit
friends
best friend: brian hobbs!!! da main man.
funniest: cody
silliest: sam
loudest: morgan
quietest: andrej
craziest: brian
calmest: bryan
skinniest: ben? sam? idk
best secret keeper: dont give out secrets
worst secret keeper: no secrets
the one you have but don't want: tough one... jason?
smartest: brian
preppiest: alot of em
peppiest: ben. lol
most hyper: ben
hottest: ben.. lol..no. uhmm is victoria my friend? idk. she would be it tho
weirdest: every single one
biggest pervert: hah.. i dont wanna know
most annyoing: ben at times.. at 6 in the morning..
shyest: andrej
most religious: kelly
do you believe in
heaven: ja
hell: ja
angels: ja
devil: ja
god: ja
buddha: ja
aliens: ja
ghosts: ja
spirit (soul): ja
soulmates: ja
reincarnation: ja
love at first sight: well, not love.. attraction, and then comes love
karma: ja
love in general: ja
luck: ja
yourself: sometimes
crush
who and when was your first crush: kati, a long time ago
any now: many..
a celebrity crush: AVRIL LAVIGNE
who do you want to be with right now: my pals in K-town
whos number do you want: avril's... naww. i'd be too shy.
who do you want to kiss: hot , attractive, cute, or sweet girls.
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: almost everything... but i'll figure it out! give me time.
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: wow... too many names are going thru my mind
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 8 and 3466/3467
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: face in general
what do you look for personality-wise: mature, caring, humor
biggest turn on: just anything good that stands out facially.. eyes, lips.. idk
biggest turn off: hmm.. where do i begin.. b.o. facial hair. lol.
something thay weat that turns you on: THONGS!!! oh wow.
something they wear that turns you off: stockings or shit like that.. also granny panties..
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: lol.. just anything romantic.. come on girls!
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: nothing at all
what do you wear on a coffee date: i wear a $275 gucci sweater, a $190 armani.. fuck that what do i know?
is it right to flirt if you're taken: well, its bad... but i wont be a hypocrat
is cyber cheating: no
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: ja
who would you like to take to the prom: its over :( and i didnt go :( but miranda would've been my choice
do you want to hug somebody right now: yes
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yes
describe
mellow: carmellow anthony
melancholy: sad
the perfect date: food, walk, (movie), cuddling, kissing....
the perfect mate: someone who's there for u 24/7
how m&m's are made: chocolate or peanut or those almond shitty things?
why manhole covers are round: what? fuck you man.
one or the other
coke/pepsi: coke
sprite/7-up: sprite
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: ahhh.. again.. maybe chocolate
flowers/candy: flowers
book/magazine: mag
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: half full
democrat/republican: democrat
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: tea
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: dog
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: cotton
blue/purple: blue
plumber/trashman: trashman
jeans/shorts: shorts
long distance relationship/none: none
mechanical/regular pencil: mechanical
matt/ben: ben
that 70's show/simpsons: 70s show
kelso/eric: eric
donna/jackie: donna
bart/lisa: bart.. fuck lisa
romeo/juliet: juliet
romantic comedy/thriller: thriller
nsync/bsb: how bout none? but maybe nsync
peanut butter/jelly: pb
waffles/pancakes: waffles
letter/email: email
florida/california: cali
pizza/burgers: pizza
hat/visor: visor
football/rugby: rugby
iceskating/blading: blading
movie at home/in theater: both is good..
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: stuff on barretts tongue
red lipstick: your mom
socks: yay. no cold feet
cowtipping: rednecks?
moulin rouge: never seen it.. maybe paris?
greenland: GREEN land.. is there lots of green?
iceland: ICE land... is there lots of.. lol..MISS WORLD!!
harry potter: not a fan. but millions of $$$$
red: blood, gore, sick shit going on!! yay!! lol
blackberry: acceptable
rose: romantic.
rooster: chicken.
taxes: ehh.. its worse in germany
bill clinton: monica lewinsky.
whipped cream: sexy time
george w. bush: hmmm.. dont want to offend any of my republican friends.. but not good.
lollipops: girls- hott boys- gay
dreams: hopefully good
love: hopefully coming soon!!!
guys: homies.
south park: ehh.. watchable.. but not a fan
boy bands: come on you fucks..
pengiuns: pengiuns? pengiuns?
girls: some cool, some bitches... and i need one badly
thong: WAWAWEEWA!!!! only way to go girls!
death: sad
spoons: eating utensils?
junk mail: hate it
dairy: cheese!!!!!!!!
panties: good, good.
your father: cool.
pizza: best invention ever!!!
britney spears: i'd do her.
vitamin: good for u.
are you
happy: not really.
sad: a little bit.
religious: nope. i believe tho.
bitchy: no.
crazy: i have my moments
messy: i try not to be, but its hard when u live in a box
mad: no
slacker: no
nerd: no
bookworm: no
jock: no
preppy: no
selfish: sometimes
giving: sometimes.. but i'm rather a giver than receiver ;)
obsessive: no
violent: not at all
calm: 90% of the time
peaceful: always..
mellow: ja
eccentric: no
caring: ja
untrustworthy: no
loyal: ja
patriotic: no
perverted: hhehehe... sometimes.
colorful: black.
artistic: a little
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: which one?
do you shave: of course..
where: in my bathroom?
what color is your razor: silver, black, green
what size is your bed: queen
what color crayon would you be: black
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 7233
feelings on abortion: go ahead.
how lond does it take you to shower: bout 10 mins
what does your screenname mean: it means: JERRY SHOULD GET IN THE MOOD FOR DETAILS
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: wawaweewa
who so you trust the most: i trust almost everyone
is cussing a necessity in life: yes
how about coffee: nope.. caffeine maybe
is the world screwed: not totally
what something you cant live without: myspace, friends, parents (not in that order)
what time did you fall asleep: ahh.. i passed out at 1:30 or so
know what 69 means: yes i do.
how about 143: uhmm sorry no.
can you live without a microwave: i could but would be sad
what do think about death: ahhhhh.. go away.
where and when do you want to be married: couple of years.. after i made my 1st million, and somewhere romantic
do you want to drop out of school: no way
why is the sky blue: cause ur mama said so
what is a good trait about yourself: i'm very.... almost perfect.
what do you always think about: how i need to find a girl
what is wrong with your school: too many bitches!!!
what is right with your school: alcohol, parties, girls(not bitches), homies, campus
how do you react to change: depends how big the change is
do you talk to yourself: not when i'm sober
what is your opinion on love: I WANT IT NOW!!!
can you afford to lose weight: oh i could afford it
what color would you dye your hair: blacker than the inside of a cows anus on a moonless night
best thing anyones told you: i love you, and: not pregnant. lol
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: i say thank you very much. are u? ;)
does being psycho appeal to you: usually not.
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: people in general
what would you change your name to: dr. george washington
longest crush lasted how long: not too long.
tme finished: 3:42
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