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About Me

Don't just believe what I say. Read what friends and enemies think of me.
- "It's great you keep your profile updated", Sinan 3/8/2006
- "hey ... where have you been?", *GLITSSY* 3/15/2006
- "don't ever call me again", Yesim
- "Whats up you son of a bitch!!!! Just took a crap and was thinking of you.", Pablo 4/23/2006
- "Have you ever been on time?", any boss I've had
- "What's up Koke? Still sleeping on you office desk?", Troy T2 7/5/2006
- "Why don't you ever call me?", anonymous
- "Koke, you're such an asshole!", anonymous
- "How many drinks have you had tonight?", LAPD
- "You have so much talent, why don't you do something with your life?", parents and friends
- "You useless mofo, get a life", parens and friends
- "Hmm, I like red too...", cashier chick
- "My stinky Turk", April
- "Dengesiz (Unbalanced/precarious/unsteady)", Yeliz

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Atheists, nontheists, nihilists, artists, photographers, models, and generally most people who think they don't belong in Turkey. I'd like to meet someone original, who doesn't think writing a poem is good enough for their profile.

My Blog

Update from where ever I am

Not much is going on in my new life as a fugutive. I'd have thought it would be more exciting than this. I wake up alone on my couch, eat a bowl of coco-puffs and head out for work. Always at least 2 ...
Posted by Koke on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Koke's Official Guide to Los Angeles

This is my list of things that give me a reason to stay in Hell-A. I'll keep adding as I discover places worth mentioning. Bars Dowtown/Hollywood Area Golden Gopher Broadway Bar The Brewery Boyd St...
Posted by Koke on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:44:00 PST

New Photoshoot Rules

From now on, I am not taking a single photo of anyone, including my own mother, first without a signed model release form, and second making sure I get the film developed myself. I'm sick and tired of...
Posted by Koke on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:09:00 PST

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT pre-booty call agreement for those who haven't seen it Body: This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day...
Posted by Koke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lesson 1

Shot of whiskey and protein shake is not a breakfast for champions. It's a breakfast that will come back out very fast
Posted by Koke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My photo site

Posted by Koke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST