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kris

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About Me


My favorite font is futura and I like dialing numbers with the eraser of my pencil.

"All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness."
~Tennessee Williams

"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."
~Audrey Hepburn

My Interests

being pleasantly surprised
eavesdropping
the glass family
going to prom pregnant
making collages
conspiracy theories
grilled cheese and tomato soup
sunday mornings listening to npr
hitchhiking
macrobiotics
overreacting
social awkwardness
reflexology
swimming
embarassing myself
courtyard gardens
theater games
walking
rain on hot asphalt
positive attention
origami
other people's lives
my bad attitude
"lynchian"
crudeness, cut-offs, and ceviche.

I'd like to meet:


people who won't mind if I play the same song over and over.

Movies:

fire walk with me
romper stomper
boogie nights
bottle rocket
harold and maude

Television:

abfab
reno 911
the office
cooking shows

Books:

cannery row
nine stories
jesus' son
cat's eye
the outlaw bible of american poetry
rose of no man's land

Heroes:

my sister
andrea zittel
terry gross

My Blog

BORED

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Posted by kris on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:56:00 PST

inextricable

is how I feel
Posted by kris on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

out of context nietzsche quote from someone who has no clue

Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose an...
Posted by kris on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

no original content.

Quitting drugs blows. You turn into a fat, sweaty, zit-faced pseudo cult member. Your friends dump you because you don't party anymore, and you realize you feel uncomfortable around most people, and m...
Posted by kris on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST

"Motto" by Langston Hughes.

I play it coolAnd dig all jiveThat's the reasonI stay alive.My motto,As I live and learn,is:Dig And Be DugIn Return.
Posted by kris on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:29:00 PST

i miss frank

And I wish that this was present to comfort me in his absence (Instead of my pint of Phish Food): 20 pieces in a silk box Chocolates include: Sea Salt Caramel, Lemon Grass, Jasmine, Black ...
Posted by kris on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:18:00 PST

possible long-term careers

The following appeal to me, for one reason or another: - university staff psychologist - magazine editor - news correspondent/anchor - nutritionist - wealthy, reclusive hollywood actress - mu...
Posted by kris on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:59:00 PST

which religion is the right one for you?

What Religion is the Right One for You? According to Belief System Selector, the following best fit my beliefs: 1. Mahayana Buddhism (100? 2. Liberal Quakers (86? 3. Unitarian Universalism (86...
Posted by kris on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:35:00 PST