My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife |
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This desc...
Posted by Christy P on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST |
mammogram |
How to train for a mammogram
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I had my physical today and.....
I* JUST * HATE !!! GETTING *OLDER!!! &nb...
Posted by Christy P on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST |
The good bye letter |
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was>> astonished to see the>> bed>> >was nicely made, and everything was picked up.>> Then, he saw an>> envelope,>> >propped up prominent...
Posted by Christy P on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST |
me and the faimly |
like father like son the top is my brother and me the bottom is his son ans step son got to love the guts...
Posted by Christy P on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:53:00 PST |
kitty litter cake |
Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!
Kitty Litter Cake" * ~ This is *no joke*READ THE INGRE...
Posted by Christy P on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST |
Why our country is in trouble |
January 1, 2006 A Washington, D.C., airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!
I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisleseat so that her hair w...
Posted by Christy P on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST |
moms headach |
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Posted by Christy P on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Letters |
A husband wrote the following
;letter for his wife and left
it on the dining room table: "To My De...
Posted by Christy P on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Monday |
How To Clean Your Toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up & add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat & soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom...
Posted by Christy P on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST |
