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About Me

I'm a bastard child who's father was branded a heretic after he was kicked out of the circus for impersonating the bearded lady. (Jessara Wiley now holds that position) My mother was rendered parapalegic after she was vaulted from a thirty foot tall plastic dinosaur by a gopher. Sadly as it is, as I write this she is being treated with shock therapy for what doctors say is only a mild case of retardation. Shame on you for laughing! I cannot tell a lie... As for me, I enjoy eating babies, painting, and watching people as they take long strolls on the beach through the scope of my sniper rifle. One day I hope to conquer the world using very small robot bunnies with radars coming out of their heads. When I own the world, I expect everyone to bring flowers and eat tomatoes from my garden. Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go back in time and meet myself when I was younger. I'd tell him that he becomes a broke alcoholic after his parents die on a horrible plain crash on the way to my grandparents funeral. I'd tell him that he moves away to vegas and squanders away what little money he has on casinos and cheap sex. Well, eventually he contracts the clap from a french slut named Sophie and goes insane. Eventually, after a lot of extreme pain and heartache, he dies lonely and afraid. Why would I do this... I'm an 'a' hole.

My Blog

I'm really depressed and crting and stuff...

Actually, no I'm not. I was all week, but lately I've been feeling a little better. The only reason for this blog is to see how many people actually read my blogs and care, and how many read just to s...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:13:00 GMT

Back down to earth

You know, being used really sucks. I've always had this level of respect for myself unfortunetly that ends with the same idea it started with: rejection. I'm hurt really deep- My legs are still broken...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:38:00 GMT

I wish my life was like in the movies

I wish my life was like in the movies. I'd have my own soundtrack. That would be the coolest thing. Also, I want to fall in love like in the movies. Winter's coming up, that's the best time for fallin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:07:00 GMT

I'm so sorry...

I realize that I've been being a little selfish for oh.... my entire life! So here's an apology. I'm sorry I affend you. 10) I'm sorry that I like to see the best in people. 9) I'm sorry that I like t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 18:59:00 GMT

Here's to hating myself for another day...

So I'll raise a glass filled with tears in a toast to anyone who has ever cried themselves to sleep. I understand, I've done it for the last 6 days. Also this is a toast to the people who hate themsel...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:37:00 GMT

DO NOT READ THIS BLOG!

I knew you'd read it... bastards.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 20:38:00 GMT

So technically I'm homeless...

So here I am, on this day of days, leaving my first blog... Oh how I yearn for the memories long lost, for open medows, the soft beating of the sunshine on my face and... really nothing. This is ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:34:00 GMT