FROM: Crestview, FL
TO: Champaign, IL
DOB: 08/24/89
CAN: Beat any video game, run like the wind (in a dangerous situation), wrestle a bear to the ground with my bare hands -- and a sling-shot with silver pellets of fire, be random at the drop of a hat.
CAN'T: fly, do the Sign of the Cross properly, hold multiple songs in my head at the same time, kill my past.
FEARS: The elderly, conflicts, doppelgangers, the unexpected.
ENJOYS: Video games, television, walking sticks, large coats, bewbs, WWE, bananas.
DISLIKES: Seafood, cats, headaches, my sinuses, studying, sports, n00bs, a lack of bewbs.
ALLIGNMENTS: Carnivore, Catholic, Browncoat, Coca-Cola, Mario Bros.
ALIASES: Dirty Knees, ChristopherBobbin, Moses, Penguin, Baby Face, Strudel, Sack of Meat, Seaweed King, "Hey, you look like that back-up singer from System of a Down!"
OTHER: Aesthetically pleasing in orange, doesn't know any Jews, always beats Boss Battles for sister.
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