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Billy Wonka

About Me

I'm a junior at cal state fullerton and I'm on the baseball team. I'm originally from Seattle which is not the most depressing place ever although everyone in california seems to think so. I like to party sometimes maybe do a little strut you never know, shit just gets crazy sometimes..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lil Wayne

Music:

Lil Wayne, Linkin Park, Korn, Staind, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Beatles, Tupac, Justin Timberlake, Usher

Movies:

SuperBad, American History X

Television:

Lost, Law and Order

My Blog

Baseball/Sex

What is better than baseball and sex?? Ya nothing.....Standardized Guide to the Bases!On Deck - Having plans for a date Strike-Out - Duh!! Walk - Kissing Bunt - Masturbation Single - Tongue kissing Do...
Posted by Billy Wonka on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Real Man

(This was written by a guy - it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- have a sense of humor!)I never have quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. I never have figured out the wh...
Posted by Billy Wonka on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

Drunk vs. Stoner

A Drunk Would... A Stoner Would... Driving under the influence Drive fast and recklessly crashing into a caravan of carriages and killing dozens of babies and young mothers. Drive fast and reckle...
Posted by Billy Wonka on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:59:00 PST

You know your from Seattle when......

You Know You're From Seattle When... You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and EthiopianYou feel guilty throwing...
Posted by Billy Wonka on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:05:00 PST