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About Me

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beavis, Butt-Head, Eric Cartman, Dethklock, Mr. Macky, Meatwad, Helga Fhugly, Carl, Killface.

My Blog

Bands that suck beyond anything that has ever sucked.

NicklebackAC / DCICPBuckcherryBrokencydeKid RockHollywood UndeadNirvanaMy Chemical RomanceJetDisturbedFall Out Boy"Disney" bandsIf you like any of these bands, you pretty much suck as much as them. Co...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:19:00 GMT

One of the Worst Feelings Ever....

I was sitting here ejoying some Skittles. I had some of the Skittles last night and I decided now it a good time to enjoy some more. I was sitting here eating them, ejoying them a lot. Then all of a s...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:45:00 GMT

The Way to a Woman's Heart is Through Poetree


Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:09:00 GMT

Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator


Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:53:00 GMT

Stupid product of the month.


Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:05:00 GMT

The Only Person That Can Replace Freddie Mercury


Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:37:00 GMT

Even Worst Than Nickleback and Hollywood Undead.

http://www.myspace.com/brokencydeAre these guys for real? This is by far the worst music I've heard. Who decided this band is a good idea? This band is what is wrong with music. I really hope this isn...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:56:00 GMT

Fat Bitch!


Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:13:00 GMT

"Limousine" Brand New

I for some reason want to be serious for once in a blog. I don't know why, but just go with it. The band Brand New competes with the Dropkick Murphys as my all time favorite band. I found an interview...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:43:00 GMT

The Clapper

Is it just me or is that a really funny name for a product?
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:55:00 GMT