hahahaha funny |
The Muslim and the MexicanA Mexican man marries a Muslim woman.The next year, the two have a new baby.The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, brand new baby.’Congratulations,’ says the nu... Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:01:00 GMT |
my job for life |
Job Description POSITION :Mom, Mommy, Mama , Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates mu... Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:00 GMT |
Look-alike Meter |
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THE FINAL INSPECTION |
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THE FINALINSPECTION The Soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal ... Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:58:00 GMT |
ONLY IN AMERICA ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB...LOL |
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.Only in America......do drugstores make th... Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:28:00 GMT |