A real, live Teddy Ruxpin. For those of you who are too young to remember Teddy Ruxpin, he was kinda like Tickle Me Elmo, but without the seizures and with something worthwhile to say. As a teacher in high school once told our class, "I bet if I hid under the desk and let Teddy Ruxpin sit up here and give the lectures, you guys would be more inclined to pay attention." And he was right, we would. Man, he's probably still making that joke today, but now the students are sitting there thinkin' to themselves, "Who the f--- is Teddy Ruxpin?"Oh, and Ghandi.
...So could you tell him I greatly appreciate the complement, but I like boobs too much.
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