About Me

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.I live by a total hedonistic philosophy

.. It's Our House
.. I am happily married to the most funny, caring, considerate, talented and wonderful man, Anthony My Mum (enjoying her soup) My Mom rules!My Kids Maxwell and Lola Harmony I miss you! Lucky Duck (R.I.P.) The Lights of my Life Aimee Story and Chris I love my best friends!! Mos Les Trevica I am a licensed cosmetologist, I love my happy life These are a few of my favorite things *Bjork *Nars *Puppies *Driving my car *my iphone *magazines *Aquafina *The Office UK *ducks *South Pasadena farmers market *cheesecake fantasy from Coldstone *Stanley Kubrick *London,UK *America's Next Top Model Photo Shoots *Sushi *kawaii *Stationary *Shaun of the Dead *Candles *when a package gets delivered *Malibu Beach *dairy milk chocolate *rain *DVR *Saint Philomena *My dog's nose *Gardening in my backyard *Holly from Girls Next Door *christmas decorations *perfect bangs *green *Stockholm, Sweden *Nordstrom *nightlights *space ghost *Jason Schwartzman *black converse *hummingbirds *Magnolias *Parker *dancing at a Bjork concert *Clinique Happy *Extras *In & Out sauce *my photo slideshow *the smell of fabric softner *ballet *freckles *napping in my hammock *hair extensions *waterfalls *panera bread brocolli cheese soup *pomergrantes *Halloween costumes *Prague *ice skating *swing dancing *my lemon tree *boarding an airplane *The Amazing Race *Katherine Hepburn *uglydolls *the Shining *snuggling *Sprinkles cupcakes *British accents *American Express *fresh cut flowers *baby clothes *leis *Helsinki, Finland *kickball *Paris *fashion shows *Hello Kitty *hardwood floors *coloring books *Australian lobster tails *Target *body butter *snapple facts *Disneyland *Istanbul Turkey *Pippi Longstocking (Inger Nilsson) *Bora Bora, Tahiti *vintage movie posters *bookstores *Tiffany & Co. *Antz tacos *stickers *open houses *hazel eyes *my therapist, Matt! *Italy *Chanel brushes *Barney rapping to Get Low *celebrities *ruffles *animal crossing *first class travel *Sutan from ANTM *French music *tanning *Gothic Lolita *Silverlake *game shows *Gloss nail spa *Alice in Wonderland *Greece *Dlisted *Urban Decay *art shows *fireplaces *koi fish ponds *Brunch *leg warmers *Liv Tyler *ring pops *Louis Vitton *Amsterdam *Project Runway *cute shoes *P.F. Chang's *squeaky clean teeth *lipgloss *motrin 800 *Tilda Swinton *hiking *volleyball *mia farrow in rosemary's baby *Amelie *fancy hotels *zoos *Anthropologie *horseback riding *Dita Von Teese *spa treatments *when Lola purrs *foreign films *Sims 2 *Round Table Pizza *photography books *Sephora *lemonade *Geneva, Switzerland *Antz artwork *Copenhagen, Denmark *watching my Mom perform *Classic black & white movies *flat irons *Ricky Gervais *Alexander McQueen *roulette *the Maldives *featherbeds *polar bears *Celebrity Cruises Me and Antz are trying for a baby
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lizzie
Birthday: March 20th
Birthplace: St John's Hospital Santa monica
Current Location: Highland Park
Eye Color: Brownie
Hair Color: Brownie and Purple
Height: Five Ten
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie Tighty
Your Heritage: BlackIrish
The Shoes You Wore Today: my big ass boots
Your Weakness: shopping, staying on budget, baby pets
Your Fears: being poor, earthquakes and childbirth pain
Your Perfect Pizza: extra tomato sauce, pepperoni and extra cheese from Round Table
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish school, get my license, get every Nars and Mac eyeshadow, go on a Mediterranean cruise
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb, isoy
Thoughts First Waking Up: so bright in here
Your Best Physical Feature: heightness and freckles
Your Bedtime: when I get the yawns
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out backstage with my Mom when she was performing, going to summer camp and playing Barbies
Pepsi or Coke: neither, no soda pop
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither In & Out
Single or Group Dates: Single and group (sounds like an orgy)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, hate coffee
Do you Smoke: very seldom
Do you Swear: fucking yeah
Do you Sing: hells yeah
Do you Shower Daily: nah, I just febreze myself
Have you Been in Love: surely I have
Do you want to go to College: your Mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: sure, why not
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yeah
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no but I do take my vitamins
Do you get along with your Parents: Love my Mummy
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if I have someone to cuddle up with
Do you play an Instrument: I play the kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I had an apple martini last night
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope to dope and ugh to drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I went on a date on Friday
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to the mall on Saturday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Wow, an entire box! Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, I had a dragon roll, my favorite
In the past month have you been on Stage: like in a talent show? No :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: noway, I'm the dumper not the dumpee
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no do you want to?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no comment
Ever been Drunk: not really
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: haha, no
Ever Shoplifted: isn't this a redundant question?
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich bitch
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris, Italy and London again, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Netherlands, Japan, Thailand, Croatia, Spain, Turkey, Romania, Morroco, Tahiti, Czech Republic and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Purple
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length
Height: six feet+
Weight: 350 lbs
Best Clothing Style: on a guy:fresh sneakers, funny t shirt, jeans, expensive watch and a pinstripe blazer, on me:funky dress, my signature sweater, my favorite cashmere scarf, tons of fabulous eye makeup, my favorite long beaded necklace and extremely uncomfortable but incredible heels or my green converse
Number of Drugs I have taken: one, that's right just once
Number of CDs I own: I dunno, alot of freaking Bjork
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
CREATE YOUR OWN!This is my favorite dance ever, WATCH IT!

A Few things I Dislike:Frankenweiner, Wacko, DeepThroat, Tom Cruise and sometimes Hostage (Jes, you know it) The radio and regular TV channels Extremely long toenails Annoying laughs anything by Guess? Sage or incense Wack Arnolds aka McDonalds Animal Cruelty People with more than 3 children who are poor Loud screaming babies (particulary on airplanes or movies) Will Smith Denise Richards Fergie Tara Reid Dirty feet or walking barefoot in the grass Payless Shoe Source Condescending people Asshole who don't tip me when I do their hair!! People who are slow, pananoid drivers but insist on driving People who don't know who Bjork is, brag about being cheap Really bad highlights and faded hair color (especially blue) Any name ending in "-kah or -sha" Oldies and R&B Monty Python and kids in the hall (I know I'm gonna get slack for that one) people who are loud on their cell phones Obsessively religious folks American Idol mean girls short boys easily offended people People who say "African Americans" my sony vaio

My Interests

I like to suck the flavor off cool ranch doritos and then put them back in the bag. I like to go to Europe and complain about the horrible body odor stench in train stations. I like to register for gifts, I like rubbing my dogs tummy and listen to him snore when he sleeps. I like to randomly quote movies on the corner of Sunset and Laurel Canyon with Story and Chris. I like to go to tourist attractions and fake a British accent. I like to do the robot on the dancefloor. I love to have my forehead rubbed by my husband. I like to read magazines and gossip with my best friend, Aimee, about celebrities like we know them. I like to have lunch at Emerald's with Jes. I want to work on Motion Picture, Television and Runway as a hair stylist and make-up artist. The Top 5 Survey 5 Postive characteristics about you 1. I can do hair extensions 2. I can always find you when you get lost 3. I will let you read my old magazines 4. I always drive 5. I'm always up on the latest celebrity gossip5 Negative characteristics about you 1. I hate pretty much every food you like 2. I am really hard to persuade to try new foods 3. I can be a brat 4. I whine way to much 5. I know way to much about celebrities5 Great childhood memories 1. Going to summer camp, best of times! 2. DISNEYLAND, every year. 3. going on tour with my Mum 4. Horseback riding and my best friend Ada 5. playing Barbies was my life5 Things you love about your crush/bf/gf 1. My guy rubs my back and brings me professor socks when I'm cold 2. My guy lets me pick what we watch 3. My guy makes a sweet little face and cuddles with me 4. My guy makes me laugh until I cry 5. My guy is gonna be a spectacular Dad5 Most memorable injuries 1. I broke my arm crossing the street 2. I accidentally knocked myself unconscious 3. I gave myself two black eyes 4. I got knocked in the face with an umbrella 5. I seem to mysteriously bruise myself almost everyday5 Regrets 1. Not finishing school ontime 2. Not caring about school 3. fucking up my credit when I was younger 4. Losing Lucky Duck 5. Not training Maxwell5 Concerts you want to see 1. Bjork of course 2. Belle & Sebastian 3. April March 4. Mos Def 5. Tom Waits5 Best movies 1. The Shining 2. Rosemary's Baby 3. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 4. Lolita both 1962 and 1997 5. Shaun of the Dead5 Worst movies 1. Anything with an all black cast (unless it's a Spike Lee film) 2. Broken Flowers 3. Any comic book/super hero movie 4. Nacho Libre where was the funny? 5. Sweeny Todd5 Things that would describe your appearance 1. Tall and freckles 2. fabulous drag queen eye make up 3. average boring hair 4. large posterior 5. and Antz said I'm a landscape of beauty5 Favorite baby names 1. Parker 2. Madeleine 3. Lucien 4. Annalise 5. Schuyler5 Things you want to do before you die 1. Have a bebe 2. Send my kid to an Ivy League School 3. Travel to Tokyo, Australia, Costa Rica, Amsterdam, Rome, the south of France, Bali, Shanghai, China, Bombay, India, Greece, Prague, Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Muscat, Oman, Alexandria, Egypt,Istanbul, Turkey, Berlin, Papeete, Tahiti, Polynesia, Hawaii, Disneyland Paris, SÃ£o Paulo, Brasil, Barcelona, Spain, the Maldives, ReykjavÃk, Iceland, Dubrovnik, Croatia, Zanzibar, Sorrento, Italy, Morocco, Budapest, Phuket, Thailand and I'd love to go back to London and Paris with Parker. 4. Own a second house in Malibu 5. Do a celebrity's hair and makeup for an award show 80 Things You Might Not Know About Me

Whats your middle name? Louise (after my GrandMum)
How big is your bed? Queenie
What are you listening to right now? Not Clean by Ghostigital
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 9332
What was the last thing you ate? the best cobb salad from Honeybaked ever!
Last person you hugged? Maxwell
How is the weather right now? Hot Bitch
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Aimee
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Eyes, height and shoes
Favorite type of Food. Japanese, American, greasy
Do you want children? one boy
Do you drink? yeah sort of...
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Just random parts
Hair color? brown and blue
Eye colour? brownie
Do you wear contacts/glasses? yesh / yesh
Favorite holiday? Halloweenie
Favorite Season? Summer
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? All the time
Last Movie you Watched? in theaters, Knocked Up and at home Casino
What books are you reading? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Piercings? Just my ears
Favorite Movie? The Shining, The Bad Seed, Shaun of the Dead, Lolita, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Rosemary..'s Baby
Favorite college football Team? Who the fuck cares? Whatever Becks plays for
What were you doing before filling this out? playing with myself
Any pets? 2
Dogs or cats? Both
Favorite Flower? Daisies and Hydrengas
Have you ever loved someone? Yesh
Who would you like to see right now? My Mum
Have you ever fired a gun? Yesh
Do you like to travel by plane? Yesh
Right-handed or Left-handed? Rightie
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? STOCKHOLM
Are you missing someone? My Mum
Do you have a tattoo? Nope
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Sometimes but the good cartoons come on late at night
Are you hiding something from someone? Yesh, I bought the pee and poo dolls on Amazon last night
ARE YOU 18? yesh
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? a pic of me
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? I never get enough, I have insomnia
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? I gotta do a wee
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? always a bottle of Aquafina and my cell
GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled cheese
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Everything I say I do the opposite
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? yesh, I have a nightlight in every room of my house
FAVORITE HANGOUT? my house, Target and my car
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Aquafina water, my credit card and Antz
FAVORITE SONG? .."Don..'t Stop Me Now.." by Queen, .."Sod Off.." by Bjork and .."Northern Lights.." by Ghostigital
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Being poor, being alone and childbirth
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? Gimme, gimme, gimme
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Lizzie and Babeths
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? I don..'t know
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Jean
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? my laptop
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? the one when the dog skoots his butt on the floor I think it..'s for carpet cleaner
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? Cingular now the new AT&T
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? My wedding album, then my makeup cases and then the deed to my house
Whats your favorite color? Green, turqouise, brown and white
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? my cell, my ipod, my magazines and my camera (but the batteries are always dead)
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a Vetrinarian, a fashion designer, a children..'s book illustrator and an actress
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? making out with Antz and watching the Twilight Zone..'s I recorded earlier
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? Pink stripes
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? Parker and being scared to take my state board exam next week
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I'd like to meet:

Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Jason Schwartzman Jeffrey Goodblum Tom Waits Drew Blythe Barrymore Zac Posen Marc Jacobs FranÃ§ois Nars Clive Owen Posh & Becks Cameron Diaz Dita Von Teese Tenzin Gyatso (The Dalai Lama) Johnny Depp Joel McHale Natalie Portman (because I like almost all her movies) Mia Farrow Alan Rickman Apple Martin (she's a cute kid) also...anyone from England and EXTRA-ordinary people, people who are as sick, perverted and mentally unstable as me, people who memorize words to movies, people who can do the robot or the cabbage patch, people who understand the necessesity for TiVo, people who only drink Aquafina, people who love Jake Ryan, people who "bring it", what is "it"? It's what they "bring". People who wish upon a star, people who make a big deal about Halloween, people who would wait in line overnight with me to get Bjork tickets, people who wear their sunglasses at night, people who would buy dinner from 7/11, people who eat California rolls and call themselves sushi lovers, people who love to read more than seeing a movie, people with personalized AIM icons, people who think Sunset Blvd is overrated, people who give hugs not drugs, people who actually RSVP for parties, people who have been to Disneyland more times than me, people who actually watch the bonus material on DVDs, people who value others opinions but are not afraid to defend their own, people who have Roth accounts before they are 30, people who still owe student loans past 30, people who would pick me up from LAX no matter how early it was, people that order from the kids menu, people who laugh when somebody falls but then offers them a band-aid and a kiss for their skinned knees, people who leave comments on myspace, people who do it like they do on the Discovery Channel, people who only eat carbs, people who know who Rog and Dee are, people who are only happy when it rains, people who hate Wil Smith as much as me and Anthony do, people who would tell me if I had something in my teeth or if my zipper was down, people who are tremendously skilled at parallel parking,(I can't park for shit) people who love psycho-sexually-frustrated-lazy-smelly cocker spaniels by the name of Maxwell, people who will drive for more than 2 hours for a kick ass restaurant, people who unpack their adjectives, people who have obnoxious laughs, people who just don't give a shit what people think! Since I love travelling the world, tell me where you live
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Music:

My absolute favorite artist is Here is a video of us at the afterparty of her San Jose Show. You can see Bjork with glitter makeup on her forehead. She was singing along to Usher's "Caught Up". You can see Antz standing against the wall in the back wearing a light grey hoodie. Tom Waits April March Deerhoof Elliott Smith Fiona Apple Peaches Billie Holiday Belle & Sebastian Cibo Matto Blonde Redhead The Gossip Daft Punk Portishead Le Tigre Imogen Heap Ghostigital Sigur Ros Matmos Coldplay Stereolab Paris Combo Radiohead Weezer Kimya Dawson David Bowie The White Stripes Amy Winehouse Justin Timberlake Mighty Mos Def A Tribe Called Quest The Roots Ying Yang Twins & Lil Jon Kelis Jay Z Three 6 Mafia Queen Lolita Soundtrack - Ennio Morricone Alice In Wonderland Soundtrack Amelie Soundtrack The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Soundtrack A Clockwork Orange Soundtrack Marie Antoinette Sountrack The Sex Pistols Johnny Cash Squirrel Nut Zippers The Cramps Nekromantix

Richard Cheese One of my favorite Videos Aphex Twin ..
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Movies:

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Heroes:

My amazing husband My incredible Mum My late great Father-in-Law And PIPPI!

My Blog

Good news, sort of

We have a new doctor! We are going to do in-vitro fertilization and ICSI. I am so scared and freaked out. I start my trial run next Thursday. We had alot of blood drawn for testing. I have a busy mont...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

It’s been a long while

I have been wanting to blog for a while, there has been many events happen in my life. Most importantly, we have been having baby issues. I should be preggers now but God has a funny sense of humor an...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

The pictures from Bjork concert

So as I said my digital camera died and I used a disposable camera and that sucked as well so, squint your eyes and you might be able to see her. ...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

My weekend with Bjork

I am not kidding when I say this weekend was one of the best of my life. Antz and I drove up to San Fran on Friday and it was a beautiful drive. We saw lots of horses and cattle along the w...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:22:00 PST

Blah Blog

I am the first to admit I hate ranting and raving in blogs but I had a seriously shitty day. I calculated my hours and I will be in school until June 22 going full time. I don't understand why th...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

Life List Revised

Lizzie's Life List 1. Attend/Work one of the following award shows: - Academy Awards - Golden Globes - The Grammy Awards 2. Have a baby (hopefully by October 2007) 3. Take my Mum to a spa weekend...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

Happy 2007

Geez, this year came fast. I have alot going on in 2007. I am definitely graduationg from Cosmetology school in May. I am taking state board exam in June. Antz and I are trying to have a baby. We are ...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Ellen inspired me to start my Life List

Lizzie's Life List 1. Attend one of the following award shows: - Academy Awards - Golden Globes - The Tony Awards 2. Have a baby (hopefully by October 2007) 3. Take my Mum to a spa weekend in Palm Spr...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:04:00 PST

Random Rant

Well it seems summer is coming to an end...sigh, I love summer, long days with sunshine. I will miss Antz getting off at 1:30 on Fridays. I was really sick today, I feel so guilty for not exercising m...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

Millions and Millions!!!

I am auditioning for a game show called Show Me What You Got this Saturday at 1 in Ventura. I am so excited. It's from the producers of Deal or No Deal and I have no idea what they are gonna ask me to...
Posted by Lizzie Rules on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST