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I am most likely one of the coolest people in the world. Yes that is a bold statement to make, however i am prepared to go on record with that. I do totally rule and i once cleared an entire building with a single jump. I rock at everything, all the time, always. My list of mastered skills includes aeronautical science, brain surgery, basket ball (well every sport for that matter), wizzardry and other magical practices, tellapathy, and time travel. I frequently use the force to kill, and i can mentally undress anyone who i find hot enough. I once fought 30 cyclopse warriors and won. I am known for my irrisistable mateing call, which never fails, so beware. Chances are im your father, or grandfather. If i had to, I could out drink you and your 5 best friends. I know the strippers real name. When im not flying around in my private jet, I like to sponsor charity events for orginazations such as NAMBLA, Black Panthers, and MS-13. Im smarter then everyone youve ever known combined. Im always right, about everything. If i had to pick a number between 1 and 200,000 I will pick the correct number every time, and if you try to tell me i picked the wrong number, i will fatially strike your throat. I have black belts in both Street Fighter and Mortal Combat 2, and i have logged over 20 hours of combat flight time in Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator, and i have done over 10 deployments to the middle east with the United States Marine Corps, 1st Force Recon batallion via Call of Duty 4, where i won numerous awards and killed many many bad guys. If White Castle burgers could take human form, i would surly be the embodiment of their totall ruleage.