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Don't take life too seriously, you're not going to get out of it alive. I'm a 41 Year old Fluffy, Bald Volunteer Firefighter and amatuer Vampire with a thing for pizza (thats how the fluffy came about). I try to enjoy life as best I can between all the little annoyances that do their best to piss me off, give me a migraine or both

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Tell Me About Yourself - A Survey
[Name]: Wayne
[Birthday]: September 25th
[Birthplace]: Guymon, Oklahoma
[Current Location]:
[Eye Color]: Green or Gray
[Hair Color]: Brown, if I let it grow out
[Height]: 5'10"
[Right Handed or Left]: Yes
[Heritage]: German
[The Shoes You Wore Today]: Combat Boots
[Your Weekness]: Pizza
[Your Fears]: Too many to count
[Thoughts First Waking Up]: Here we go again!
[What's Your Obsession]: I have OCD ... what isnt
[Your Bedtime]: When the sun rises
[McDonalds or Burger King]: Dominoes
[Do You Swear]: Yes
[Do You Sing]: Not even on a bet
[Ever Been In Love]: Yes
[Want To Go To College]: Been there, Done that...have the emotional scars
[Do You Believe In Yourself]: I tend to narcissism
[Do You Like Thunderstorms]: Very much so, especially really nasty ones!
[How Do You Want To Die]: Worthy of CNN (Good or Bad ... I don't care which)
[What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up]: I haven't grown up yet, doubt I will
[What Country Would You Most Like To Visit]: One crappy country is like any other, the planet is full of em.
[Favorite Place To Shop]: Wally World
[Best Clothing Style]: Black
[Number Of CD'S I Own]: Too many to count
[Things In My Past I Regret]: Are you kidding?
[Favorite Food]: Pizza
[Do You Hate Yourself]: Most times
[Favorite Song]: Whatever the voices in my head agree to!
[Favorite Band]: See Above!
[Have Any Pets]: Yes
[Favorite/Color]: Black
[Ever Been to Europe]: Yes (I'm at 51 countries visited and counting ... I've been to every continent but Antartica)
[Favorite Book]: See Fav. Song
[Have Tatoos]: Yes
[Have Any Piercings]: I have had, but they're closed up right now!
[Want More Piercings]: Yes
[Have You ever Been In Love]: Yes
[Been Used]: Yes
[Current Clothing Style]: Whatever
[Current Mood]: Whatever
[Current CD in Stereo]: XM radio (XMLM or Boneyard usually)
[Do You Remember Your First Love]: Yes
[Still Love Him/Her]: Yes
[Have Any Close Friends]: Yes
[First Kiss]: Yes
[Shy]: I can be
[Talkative]: Depends if I'm in a manic state ... if I am I tend to yap too much!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
What Firefighter tool are you
Halligan Bar
you like forceable entry and prying, you want to GET IN and kick some ass
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Your Birthdate: September 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!
Your strength: Your unfailing logic
Your weakness: Loving machines more than people
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Pi
Your power month: September
Kinky uses a feather .... Perverts use the whole chicken!
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal nightmare!
You Are 15% Normal
Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human.
Where people go right, you go orange.
And you have little in common with anyone...
Except other freaks of natures :-)
Am I Sarcastic?
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
What dragon species are you?
Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.
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If you haven't guessed by now, I don't exactly take myself seriously!
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My Blog

Coming soon!

As soon as I get the time (too damn much overtime) I'm going to get around to posting a bunch of pics and stuff! 7-29-07....I'll add some pics from the '07 fire school as well!  
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:33:00 GMT

This is satire!

Looking back at the cartoons and kids shows that I watched as a kid, I realized that there were some pretty messed up folks there. Call it PC or what ever you want but theres no way half those cartoon...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:30:00 GMT

Too good to let pass ... Part 4

Santa Claus: An engineers perspective   There are approximately 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world.  However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu Jewish or B...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:00:00 GMT

Too good to let pass ... Part 3.

If these offend anybody ... well too bad, it's my blog and my post to a friend so there! State Motto's Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Arizona: But it's a dry heat Arkansas: Litterasy ain't everytha...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:31:00 GMT

Too good to let pass ... Part 2.

See part 1 for an explanation of these entries. ...Sex in Football .... the top 20 things you hear on a football broadcast that sound dirty but aren't. 20. The hole closed on him before he could penet...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:01:00 GMT

Too good to let pass!

A friend of mine who's no longer with us sent these to me a while back.  I thought I had lost them when my old puter crashed but it turns out I made a meatspace copy.  Please don't ask where...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:51:00 GMT

The FLU or why I feel like sh*t

I think I'm coming down with the flu cause I feel like hammered horsesh*t.  We had training last night and I was so out of it I didn't know where I was half the time ... wonder if anyone even not...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:42:00 GMT

UPS ... or WTF

You just gotta love UPS, they want me to come down and sign for a $7 cd (why it was sent UPS I have no idea), but they leave a $2100 laptop computer sitting on my porch (in a big box that says LAPTOP ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:40:00 GMT

Picture Update

Added and deleted some pics, hope you enjoy!
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:37:00 GMT

Repost this (a little note)

Just a little note to let everyone know: I do not repost chain e-mails, send alongs, keep the chain going's or anything similar ... I do if fact delete them the moment I realize what they are..... wit...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:55:00 GMT