About me? What about me? You're not actually here to learn about me, are you? That's just absurd. Just think of the time you're wasting as you read this sentence. You could be knitting a sweater, or something. Perhaps you ARE knitting a sweater while you read this... Freak
(I would like to learn how to knit a sweater...)
anally retentive
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There is a boiled egg stuck in my ear
We will meet and when we do, I will suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you will make as I head butt you into a fine paste. I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden violent death
Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Lionel Richie
The Tony Blair Witch Project
Passions, Scrubs, Supernatural, NCIS, Chasers War on Everything, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, Arrested Development, Little Britain
Kama sutra, How to make drugs in your backyard, Jihad for dummies
Action Man: The Greatest Hero Of Them All!!!