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~~Bjork~~

I am here for Friends

About Me

hmmm... i'm half Filipino/half Swedish, though I got ripped off on any of the striking attributes of either race, and I currently call home RSM. I was a military brat, my dad was in the coast guard and met my mom during a beauty pageant in the Phillipines, so I've traveled extensively as a kid. Ohio, birth place... yikes, North Carolina, Boston, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, Texas and Japan, with summers in the Philippines, I called my playground when I was a wee tike. By age of 13 my permanent, and still residing residence, is California. I'm told I have a hopeless romantic heart, dark mind, a torn sub-conscious, the face of a devil and a body of a monster... I guess this is why they call me a "freak"...

My Interests

This shit, that shit, lots of shit, but basically no shit at all.

I'd like to meet:

milf's, her sister, their sister, your sister, and all their daughters and nieces too....

Music:

Fast and furious... slow and erotic... EVERYBODY polka!

Movies:

Candy, American Psycho, Underworld, 5th Element, Lost in Translation, True Romance, Resident Evil, This Girls Life, The Machinist, The Notebook, Dawn of the Dead (2002), Space Balls, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2004), Shrek 1 & 2, Saw, Mulholand Drive, Seven, Sleepless in Seatle, Legends of the Fall, American Psycho, Lost Highway, Turner and Hootch, Aladin, Batman Returns, Benji Come Home, Run Benji Run, Exorcist, Exorcist 3, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Amelie, Bitter Moon, Like Water for Chocolate, The Professional, Jaws, A Clock Work Orange, Red Dawn, Chasing Amy, Meet Joe Black, My Fat Greek Wedding... oh... and Fried Green Tomatoes, Trainspotting and Thelma and Louise...

Television:

Not much time for TV but CSI Vegas, House, and bowling i've been DVDR'ing

Books:

How to Practice, The Way to a meaningful life "Dalai Lama". How to score with fat chicks, "Ed Koo". Smelly and Loving It "Pete Toma". Self Defification, the quick route "Carl Bjork".