I have a really bad headache...I think it may be a tumor. I am ritualistically late from five to fifteen minutes. I have a short attention span. Hipsters and straight-edgers get me heated, ignorant people too. I wear baggy clothes. I am scared of the police, clowns, mimes, heights, churches, and religious fanatics.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
My id, an alternate version of myself from a parallel universe, aliens, zombies, a lot of dead people, Simon Bolivar, Fidel Castro, Sammy Davis Jr., Roy Orbison
