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About Me

Currently I live inside a haunted aquarium .it is haunted by the ghost of a mighty snapping turtle. one night he crawled out to devour the foolish human ,that had been rasing it. sadly he became disoriented and ended up in a box inside a closet to be found on Christmas day . .I tell the ghost that was its mistake you know.kill your human and what will you eat whin you finish eating them up. no no it is far better to keep them inslaved to you by convincing them that you need there help in finding food that way thay will feed you forever .

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I'd like to meet:

slaves , I mean wonderful humans who will treat me with the love and honor I deserve I mean need .I am looking for friends who will feed me and change my water my current slave I mean beloved caretaker only changes my water every 6 days and I think it shuld be every 4 days . I would allso like to meat some one who will fill a pool with gin and tonic for me every Friday so that I may unwind after a hard week of being so absolutely fabulous . oh and put some fishes in ther for i require fishes to properly unwind . if you can do this for me I shall reword you with the honor of being in my glorious presence . allso if you keep in my favor .I perhaps may fell inclined to tell you the secret to life the universe and outher niffy little tidbits of information that us turtles happed to hold the key to .

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