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Autobohm * Defining Me*

I am here for Friends

About Me

THINK YOU"RE HARDCORE ???? CHECK THIS SITE IF YOU DAREI'm not old, I'm not young.... I'm timeless. I'm never simple,but I'm not that complicated.
If I smile... the moment is perfect.... ;)~
I'm a very proud father of two hellions that keep me busy and young.

Outside of that; definitions unknown:
I'll fuck you up if you hurt the people I love,make you feel like the most important person in the world if your day sucks ass, and make you feel normal in a very Jerry Springer kind of way. Yeah..... I roll like that.
Dark beer and ales are a passion of mine. Try an O'Leary's stout if you're ever in Natick, Mass.
I love Hockey, it's the only true sport, everything else is just a game.

Don't be afraid to drop me a line I won't bite. Err... well,maybe....

My Interests



My life is on a learning curve,it gets better everyday. Today I could be just right for you, tomorrow I may be too good for you.Enjoy me today,and grow with me tomorrow ;)~
Rants of Randomness :
missionary sex should only be enjoyed by people spreading "the Word" to far away places, and since wherever I am is in the general proximity of "near" to me well, you get the idea. I really am an asshole, no matter how nice I seem.Stop kidding yourself, sheesh! you're an asshole too, get over it already.I'm allergic to onions. people think that's strange. I dunno,is it? .I hate clothes... I suffer from DeJaVu frequently, sometimes oftener.I don't have ESP, but I know more about you than you'd like. I died once, it doesn't stop me from living. I've been called a smart-ass so many times that I truly think my butt has a mind of it's own. At least an integrated processing control. CHOCOLATE !! Set me up with some good chocolate and I'll forgive you for laughing at my ass.

I'd like to meet:


The real Jan Brady.

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Music:


If it's on my player, I sing it. I sing it loudly,awfully, wonderfully, I sing it drunk, I even sing after midnight sometimes.

Movies:

I'm a big fan of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Rat Race, they kick my groove.but honestly, I'm busy living...... who has time for movies??

Television:

ren and stimpy, rocko's modern life,sponge bob, beavis and butt-head,south park (do you see a pattern here?) I'll even watch whatever the Kids have on.

Books:

I read books with big words. Intelligence is something I respect and admire in people. We aren't all rocket scientists, but shouldn't we all aim for the stars?

Heroes:

My mom.
She doesn't pretend to understand me. She is a very strong woman that has taught me the virtues of perseverance even through indescribable pain and adversity.
My sisters,
They haven't dis-owned me yet (hahahaha not that they haven't tried)
My kids.
they remind me to slow down and enjoy the important things,they keep me young and amaze me with the power of true love everyday. My daily miracles. 8-)
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll actually enjoy it.
For you, falling in love has never been easy. You can only fall for someone who is very patient and persistent.

My Blog

Defficay

fuck your education throw it to the wallwhat you know is nothing if it's anything at allflesh like the ocean and eyes of the seawash away the deeds and sins overcoming methrow it all away make me want...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST

Unknown

pain in your eyes I need to seepollute me and take away the air that I breatheendless mind chatter my tongue is alivestuck on a post where the fallen fruit thrivesand it's midnighttake it all backin t...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

Dick In A Beercan

Tonight we officially made our debut as Dick in a Beercan. Sorry folks, we had to change the name, seems there’s a christian rock band already with the name Wingman, and they had 10,000+ fa...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

Inherit;Tense

holding my breathe waiting for conciousnessbiting my tongue beating my words to deathchoking on thoughtswish it was youchoking to deathon what you brew last night you were a demon in my breathestuck i...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:01:00 PST

Worth a second look

Thursday, October 26, 2006 ..TR>   TAINTED Category: Writing and Poetry I’ve been here before andI remember how it feltsomewhere south of heavenright next door to hellstepping in broken ...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

Moments

Time is going bytime it seems to be fading awaysay I'm over youis it over me,does it matter anywayseason's come and gone soon a lifetimethe moon and seaunder the stars above,somehow short of eternitys...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST

Potholes

I don't have a clue, where do I begin I get so lost with you tell me where do I fit in?are you my water are you the very air I breathare you the oceanam I just a little streamI get so lost in youwhy d...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:36:00 PST

Altered

blink and the moment's gone echoes of forgotten songsonce a time you held with methe scream defined that filled a needrunning now we find our ways to shattered dreams of yesterdayswhere all becomes a ...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:46:00 PST

Abstract Surreality

lines flowing broken and jaggedfrom nails to flesh to heart to soulcatching the eye most delightfullymyriad the patterns as the colors flow captivated in youI see you in the nightI close my eyes and f...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

Mardigras

pasted heart, jump start taking you in, my eyes dancing like dervishes across your skin and there you are so far away, and here I am again so near,feel your breath in the wind raindrops falling on you...
Posted by Autobohm * Defining Me* on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST