Hi y'all! I'm a thick BBW from the South, Burlington, North Carolina to be exact.I followed my roomate to Florida, why I don't know. It's hot here; damn hot, and a big girl like me can't handle it. Thank God for A/C.My favorite thing in the world (in addition to Chuck Norris) is eating, and everything that goes with it. I like buffets, BBQ's, fish boils, crab boils, rotisseries, chicken, steak, chittlins, pork, lamb, Milk Bones, T-bones. You get the idea.When I'm not eating, I'm usually sleeping. I like to keep my metabolism in idle so I can get bigger and bigger to protect myself from Florida's harsh winters.Myspace Backgrounds
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gotti Ryan
Birthday: August 15, 1999
Birthplace: Burlington, NC
Current Location: Fort Myers, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black / Brown
Height: 2' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Neither. I have paws. I use all four.
Your Heritage: German, but myspace only gives me the closest other, "black / African descent."
The Shoes You Wore Today: None. I don't think my owner can afford them. I have always gone bare-pawed.
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Starving
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything, including anchovies and pineappe.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose 10 lbs.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BBW
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm hungry.
Your Best Physical Feature: My belly.
Your Bedtime: All the time. Except for when I'm eating.
Your Most Missed Memory: My mother, father, brothers, and sisters. We were split up when I was eight weeks old.
Pepsi or Coke: Both, mixed together.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I prefer Burger King. Oh yeah, it's "MC Donald's," not MAC Donald's." I should know.
Single or Group Dates: It's always a group date when you're with me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Got-tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with a chocolate bar on top.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. I tend to drink water mostly.
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm dieting. It's stressful.
Do you Swear: I swear I didn't eat it.
Do you Sing: I bark. Sometimes I growl.
Do you Shower Daily: Monthly.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with Pappa John.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, after elementary school.
Do you want to get Married: No. I'm a lesbian.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: I used to. But I have learned to enjoy car rides, especially sticking my snout out the window at high speeds.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am a BBW.
Are you a Health Freak: Die Richard Simmons, die.
Do you get along with your Parents: I left them when I was eight weeks old. We were close though.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like cheesecake.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. The bowls, water bowl and food bowl.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but I drank out of a water bowl. It's ceramic. My roomate gets me the good stuff.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, but I know people who have.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: See response to above question for answer.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My owner had my ovaries removed. Need I say more?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to the backyard.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate a box of Milk Bones.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I ate pretty much everything in between.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have been on, and off, of a diet.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I took one. It had some colitis in it from when I ate one of my roomate's condoms.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have never gone skinny anything.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a hamburger from my roomate's plate.
Ever been Drunk: No, but I drank my own pee once.
Ever been called a Tease: Big girls like me don't tease. We take loving however we can get it.
Ever been Beaten up: No. I am the big dog on the block.
Ever Shoplifted: I don't do anything with the word "lift" in it. That sounds like too much work.
How do you want to Die: I don't. I love steak too much.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Skinny.
What country would you most like to Visit: Kat-mandu.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: One brown, one blue.
Favourite Hair Color: A dalmation: white and black.
Short or Long Hair: Long. I like to be the butch in the relationship.
Height: Less than 2' 5"
Weight: Larger than a Chihuaha, smaller than a Great Dane.
Best Clothing Style: Fur
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm a pill popper: heartworm pills, glucosamine pills.
Number of CDs I own: None
Number of Piercings: One. My tounge. Seriously, I bit through it when I was a puppy.
Number of Tattoos: One. I have "Gotti" tatooed across my chest.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One. It's dieting.
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