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Kozbee

THE SUICIDE SURGEON KOZBEE. FREE ABORTIONS FOR ALL!

About Me

IM A JUGGALO PROWRESTLER WHO LIFTS ROCKS & IS PART DEAD GUY.

My Interests

prowrestling as if u werent already aware, strongman competition&training, powerlifting, juggalo music, role playing games aka D&D-esque stuff,& my girlfriend's super hot smokin body. Thats right.

I'd like to meet:

tony the tiger to ask him why he's so opinionated about a friggin breakfast cereal.

Music:

psycopathic records artists, project hate, misfits, butt trumpet, bile, rob/white zombie, six feet under, slayer, danzig, ludacris (thats not a typo), old school snoop&dre, myzery, anybody killa, ninja squad, manntis, pantera, otep, slipknot, and a lil bit o' bluegrass. that should paint the picture well enough 4 now.

Movies:

pulp fiction, big money hustlas, the crow, phantom of the paradise, braveheart, sin city, talladega nights, anchorman, clerks 1&2, dead alive, the "basket case" series, frankenhooker,billy madison, spiderman movies, xmen movies, batman, pretty much any comic movies, &robinhood men in tights.

Television:

family guy, wrestling, simpsons, UFC, comedy central "roasts", south park, chappelles show

Books:

shawn michael's bio, ric flair's bio, to kill a mockingbird, paul anderson the mightiest minister, the complete keys to progress, rock iron steel, super squats, powerlifting texas style

Heroes:

matt corder (for blowing everything his entire life and not giving 2fhits or a suck),chris jericho,quentin tarantino, shawn michaels, kurt angle, samuel l jackson, magnus samuelson, jouko ahoula, rvd, jerry lynn, brett hart, michael buffer, ritchie boy briar wellington, joe bruce, joey utsler, vampiro, sabu, &the most grizzled man ive ever met, my dad dave.

My Blog

Forest Fest strongman comp

  The link for the photos is the second comment down-my blog rejected the original! The strongman comp was a HUGE SUCCESS! Thank you to all the competitors, people that helped with it, and to ev...
Posted by Kozbee on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:33:00 PST

take care of yourself

i write this from my favorite chair, pondering the peril of my person. the title "take care of yourself" applies to me physically, so "physically" will be the focus of my rant. we all accrue injuries,...
Posted by Kozbee on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

kozbee's thoughts on abortion and other randomness...

-so when i see bumper stickers that read "legalize it" i just assume they mean third trimester abortion. -honky tonk man is simply awesome. buff bagwell was great to work with as well.  ...
Posted by Kozbee on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:09:00 PST

tagged crackas!

so here are the rules: write a blog listing 6random facts about urself, then ’tag’ 6 friends by leaving them a ’ur tagged’ comment and be sure to comment that theyve been tagge...
Posted by Kozbee on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

THE MYSTERY OF MY GIMMICK

2yrs ago when i was breakin into wrestling I didnt forsee the mass confusion surrounding my name and gimmick. to set the record straight, I perform as "THE SUICIDE SURGEON, KOZBEE". thats it. im not P...
Posted by Kozbee on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

somerset's strongest man!

1st place viking press, 1st place farmers walk, first place stone circle, second place truck pull, third place atlas "balls", second place overall in middleweight category!!!!!
Posted by Kozbee on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST