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About Me


** It's THE JESS! Not Jessica or Jessie or something equally stupid.. No matter what some retard tells you, its THE JESS! **
**Only the cool kids get to call me PICKY WICKY... && you are NOT a cool kid! **
** My fiancee is THE BEST! Yeah, he can be a dick sometimes (or most of the time)but he's mine and I love him very much!!**
** I have the BEST FRIENDS EVER! Don't even THINK ABOUT fucking with them or I'll punch you in the baby maker!**
** I don't deal well with stupid people, especially stupid bitches! So its probably best if you keep your mouth shut!**
** Im very open-minded.. so if you can't at least ATTEMPT to do so, please leave now!**
** Im not mean; You're just a sissy!**
** The person that I love MOST in this world: my hetero-lifemate, Stephanie Michelle Johnson!**
I LOVE YOU STEPHANIE MICHELLE!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT CAN MAKE ME LAUGH!
Celebrity-wise, I'd have to say: Johnny Cash, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Hunter Thompson.. if they were still alive, of course.

But otherwise, lets see.. DANE COOK!! He's such a silly bitch! OH and Katt Williams! GOT to love him, BooBoo! Um, Bill Clinton and Barack OBama kick ass!(Yeah, I just scream DEMOCRAT!) OH OH OH can NOT forget Katherine Moennig and Jenna Jameson cuz they're FUCKIN HOTT! I'd so do both of 'em! AT THE SAME TIME!!!ha And if I could sit down with Willie Nelson, Tommy Chong, and Snoop Dog, I COULD DIE HAPPY!

Myspace Countdowns , Wedding Countdowns at WishAFriend.com

My Blog

Wedding Ramblings

You would think with only two weeks left until the wedding I would be a total bridezilla... or at least freaking out a little bit..Nope..Now, don't get me wrong. I've had my moments where I thought I ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:59:00 GMT

Love Remains The Same

1000 times I've seen you standingGravity like lunar landingYou make me wanna run till I find youI shut the world away from hereI drift to you, you're all I hearAs everything we know fades to blackHalf...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:22:00 GMT

*Wedding* part 1

My my my how things can change in such a short amount of time.. Last year there was enough drama to fill a lifetime...But its in the past..Let's leave it there..Now, Im in the process of planning a we...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:46:00 GMT

Happens All The Time

I still hang on every wordin the world of faded memorieswhere your still in love with meI can see it in your eyesyou look as if your major Tom has lost controlI must hold onThis happens all the timeI ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Gravity

Something always brings me back to you. It never takes too long. No matter what I say or do I'll still feel you here 'til the moment I'm gone. You hold me without touch. You keep me without chains. I...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:52:00 GMT

That’s What You Get!

No sir, well I don't want to be the blame Not anymore It's your turn to take a seat We're settling the final score And why do we like to hurt so much? I can't decide, you have made it harder just to g...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:54:00 GMT

Don’t Make Me!

When I look at you You look through me Like I'm not even there I try not to give up, to be strong but I'm afraid to say I'm scared I can't find the place Your heart is hiding I'm no quitter but I'm ti...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:11:00 GMT

Its guys like you that make girls go lesbian!

I knew better than to go back to him... Everyone kept telling me how stupid I was... I just wouldn't listen.. All I could think about was "What if?" Now I wish I would have taken a q-tip and stabbed ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Bleeding Love

Bleeding Love   Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you’re frozen But something happened...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:24:00 GMT

When You Look Me In The Eyes

When You Look Me In The Eyes   If the heart is always searching,Can you ever find a home?I’ve been looking for that someone,I never make it on my own.Dreams can’t take the place of lo...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:17:00 GMT