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Eliot

A Chimp is an Ape not a monkey! Get it right and dont fucking back chat........ YES IT DOES MATTER!!

About Me

Hi! Come in! you have so what to do now? ok ill introduce myself i guess.
My name is Eliot Humphreys, im 16 and i fancy boys. Thats alot of me covered. I like hanging with mates, when they can be arsed (im looking at you Ackers). Im from a shit town called wrexham. I will leave one day but im restricted by that demon called money!!!! That fucker!
I am a massive fan of Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong is posible my fav front man of all time! I love music. I think of it mostly. I write some stuff. I write storys, music and more...if you wanna read some of it, be it music or just storys...ask.
I like having a laugh, if you can make me smile with something, then your doing well! I hate patrinising Comedys that are so broad that if they were broader, the'd fall of the planet, yet not broad enough to get me liking them. Little Britain, of course. I like Ricky Gervais stuff mainly (and Steven Merchant as well, soz Steve if you read this). I think Rick and Steve came across a major find in KARL PILKINGTON, he's soooooooo amazing. i go to wrexham Yale collage, im doing Performing arts, i love acting and hope to impliment it to my future in some way, not pantomimes tho...noway. im boring but...what can ya do?
I hate chavs and all that wear that shit! give me abuse you fuckers!! go on! ill sort ya out with clever thinking!!! you wont expect that!!! will ya? i like My Chemical Romance, i think The Black Parade is amazing! American Idiot is the BEST ALBUM EVER By the way... Lostprophets, Placebo, Drive-By Argument...Ca'rnt wait for their album! If im not listning to music im listning to podcasts like, Punky Radio (www.punkyradio.com), Could you spare a minute (http://www.jellycast.com/directory/index.php?page=jellycast &id=613) or mine. Yes im in a podcast, What is it? its called The James Ackerley Podcast (http://www.jellycast.com/directory/index.php?page=jellycast &id=340)its a comedy podcast i do with 2 mates, we enjoy doing it and we hope you listen to it please? go on! Ok i guess thats all from me, adue...Layout made by Malign Valentine at CreateBlog.com .
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My Interests

Music (pref. rock, Punk, Screamo (bits), all sorts). I like any band wid a drum kit in it. I like laughing, crying and WRITING IN MY KITTENBLOOD DIARY (Not really). I like writing songs and storys, and i like being with friends. i go to yale collage. i hate mean people. i hate George W. Bush. i hate my town. i like podcasting and listning to them....ask for the rest!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard (F'in hilarious), Green day (it would be an honor), Karl Pilkington (funniest man ALIVE!!!!!!), Hideo Kojima (inventer of the best games seris ever MGS!!!), Chris Moyles (FUNNY GUY!), Sum 41 (Funny, cool and awSUM music), Hendrix (R.I.P. yu legend!), Devon Werkhieser(i hope i spelt it right, he cool), Bruce Willis (Awsume), Peter Kay, Sonic the hedgehog, Bugs bunny, Homer simpson... i could go on but... oh Lee Evans, The inventer of Glue, Grim "The Death" Reaper, Ozzy Osbourne, Freddie Mercury, Drive-By Argument, The Panic! At The Disco Boys, Ross Noble, and anyone who is nice HAHA : no one!

If You See Her Say Hello...

Music:

Green Day.
My Chemical Romance.
Placebo.
Drive-By Argument.
The Beatles.
Boy Kill Boy.
Foo Fighters.
Panic! At The Disco.
Razorlight.
The Ramones.
Hundred Reasons.
Lostprophets.
A.
Nirvana.
The Living End.
Enter Shikari.
Pig-Tails.
Lil' Chris.
Blink-182.
Alice Rock.
The All-American Rejects.
Ash.
Arctic Monkeys.
Automatic.
Billy Talent.
Towers Of London.
Black Sabbeth.
Thin Lizzy.
Blur.
Radiohead.
Gorillaz.
Coldplay.
The Kooks.
Cynthia Harrell.
The Darkness.
David Bowie.
Deftones.
Deep Purple.
Rainbow.
Guns'n'Roses.
Dirty Pretty Things.
Eagles Of Death Metal.
Electric Six.
Evanescence.
Fall Out Boy.
U2.
Hard-Fi.
Harry Gregson-Williams.
Incubus.
Iron Maiden.
Jimi Hendrix.
Kaiser Chiefs.
Kanye West.
Keane.
Killers (When Flowers isnt against everyone!).
KT Tunstall.
Less Than Jake.
Goldfinger.
Lit.
Linkin Park.
Marilyn Manson.
Maximo Park.
Michael Jackson.
Muse.
Oasis ( A Bit).
The Offspring.
Ok Go.
Ozzy Osbourne.
Dragonforce.
The Raconteurs.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Robbie Williams (only his second album)

Movies:

Shaun Of The Dead! bst film eva! Casino Royale!! Sin City, Mystry Men! awsume film, Severence, Waynes World, Singin' In The Rain, Sin City! Hot Fuzz! Little Miss Sunshine! Beatiful Thing, Shrek 1, The Matrix 1,2 and 3...

Television:

ITS MAINLY COMEDY! SKINS IS FUCKING AWSUME!!! Will & grace. Spaced. Extras. The Office. Peep Show. Anything Mitchell and webb releated. Rock Profile. Dexter's lab. Johnny Bravo. The League Of Gentlemen. and stuff ill add later...

Books:

Boy Meets Boy! Fav book! Harry Potter! DONE!!!

Heroes:

0. Rosa Parks
1. Billie Joe Armstrong and Green Day
2. David Bowie.
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Micheal Moore
5. Fred Phelps. He Rocks, He's evil, but rocks!
6. Drive-By Argument
7. Ricky Gervais
8. Steven Merchant
9. Karl Pilkington
10. My freinds
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decided to make one straying from my usual cutsie creativity and inspiration :P
Ackers
Rachy
Samual
Jeremy
James
Tom
David
Kyle
Niccy

My Blog

Phonecall.

Jeremy: Hello?Mrmatt: Hello.Jeremy: Who is this?Mrmatt: Wouldn't you like to know...Jeremy: Sorry?Mrmatt: Call me, Mrmatt.*A Pause* Don't be so confused, it may hinder your brain from realising what i...
Posted by Eliot on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

Drive-by Argument live at Central Station on the 14/03/07

I want you to see how good it was :DAnd fuck those who think im obsessed XD...
Posted by Eliot on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST