J.P. Stinkfish lll - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Total movie JUNKIE. Airline employee/ travel extraordinaire:) I like to laugh. I love Unicorns. Im never serious, unless I am drunk. I dont drink anymore. I like to ramble on with storys that go nowhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.Now, where were we? Oh, yeah......The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big, yellow ones... I MISS MY BROTHER, JOSH

My Interests

Music. Video games. Movies. Europe. Traveling to Europe. Scratching people named Jeff and Amy. What makes Hanna tick. Why do we pay income tax, when its not a law? Does the suspension of Habeas Corpus mean that I can be locked up for the rest of my life, for questioning this fucked up government? Meh.....

I'd like to meet:

Down to earth funny people. People who like stuff. I sure like stuff.

Make an online slideshow at onetruemedia.com

Music:

I have a wide variety of music I love. Fist and foremost: TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, System Of A Down, Led Zeppelin, Clutch, Jack Johnson, Anthrax, Mad Season, Alice In Chains,Chemical Bros, Chrystal Method, Bad Boy Bill, Eminem, Obie Trice, Primus, Rush, Beastie Boys, ICP, Danzig, GodSmack, SLAYER, Portishead, The Toadies, 7-Mary-3, The Samples, did I mention TOOL? Anything that moves me. Country and R&B can die

Movies:

The Matrix (only the first one), Donnie Darko, Dogtown and Z-boys, Goodfellas, Glen Gary Glen Ross, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Dances with Wolves(sue me), Evenhand, Sideways, Passion of the Christ, Schindlers List, Requiem for a Dream, SLC PUNK!, Punch Drunk Love, The Professional, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill vol 1&2, Lost in Translation, Human Traffic, any Monty Python movie, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, The Hudsucker Proxy, Trainspotting, Kalifornia, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, Sideways, Ace Ventura, Office Space........ This is only to name a few off the top of my head... More to come

Television:

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Dead Like Me, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers, The Brak Show, Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show with Jon Stewert, Battle Star Gallactica, Firefly, Anything on the History Channel. FUCK REALITY TV!!!!!!

Books:

This book saved my life

My Blog

New lease on work.

So, for some reason.... Since I came back from Europe, I have a new lease on life. I stopped taking medication for depression a month ago. I feel like a Bajillion bucks. I actually go to work. When I ...
Posted by J.P. Stinkfish lll on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

Should I even be here?

I used to drive from Fallbrook, Ca to Long Beach, Ca everyday for work. It was 99 miles from parking lot to parking lot. I never thought it was possible to fall asleep at the wheel until I started mak...
Posted by J.P. Stinkfish lll on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

Horoscope from 3 of 6

This is a wonderful horoscope, given to me by a neato new friend. 3 of 6 is her name ARIES (March 21 - April 19): In 1986, an accident at the Chernobyl power plant in the Ukraine caused a nuclear melt...
Posted by J.P. Stinkfish lll on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

THATS MY LIFE. THATS HOW ITS CUT.

Ok, I got tired of this taking up room in my "about me" section. This is an abridged version of my life. Enjoy :) I was born in Denver in 1972. I was the middle child of 4. My sister Chris is 7 years ...
Posted by J.P. Stinkfish lll on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST