I'd like to meet:
Turn ons: Zombies, long walks in the tip, Ezlo the Minish Cap, egg, beans and butter, point-and-click adventures, synthesizers, people who respect my authority, my soon-to-be completed tattoo, Mr. Eko, underpriviliged t-shirt artists, finishing work on Friday and Magner's.
Turn offs: Losing an eye, lettuce, chocolate that's been in your pocket on a hot day and goes all gammy, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Space Invaders (the crisps, not the game), people who have only bad things to say about other people, polar bear maulings, losing 'The Game', squirrels with bad attitudes, starting work on Monday and Kerry Katona.