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The NickSpeerience

About Me

i'm a veritable connoisseur of the bad-ass (intellectually speaking) who is contemplating an assassination attempt on the life of J.D. Salinger so his family will release the rest of his unpublished works...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

winston churchill drunk, cary grant on acid, orson welles on a coke-binge. and anybody who had anything to do with the making of The Dark Crystal.

My Blog

flickr link...

thought i'd put a semi-permanent link to my flickr account up here, so you's can peruse my digitality!the nickspeerience photospeerience...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 17:50:00 GMT

your nude pics

Hello (insert overly american female name here), I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for your offer of friendship through myspace. Being a person who thrives on the company of intelligent and...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:04:00 GMT

paper vs. plastic

sometimes i'm of the belief that there are too many decisions to make every day. i try to prioritize them as best i can and then balance out my few moments of focus and clarity among the more pressin...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:25:00 GMT

i will shoot you in the face

i know we've shared some times. we've downed a lot of beers, talked about our favorite movies, i'm pretty sure i even slept with your sister. ours is a bond of friendship that could never be broken....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:12:00 GMT

disaffected seasonal orders

waiting for your two sons of york to make glorious summer out of this damn winter seems to be harder lately. you can't decide whether to wake up to the artificial sunlight you've ordered from IKEA or...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:26:00 GMT