Mr Treve - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I've been working on a way of describing myself without coming across like an idiot. I have not yet succeeded. Instead, I have a rudimentary list of facts and non sequiturs.
I am 21 thousand years old
I'm from Cornwall but, live and work in London.
Dogs are superior to cats in every way, especially when given normal names like Dave or Jonathan.
Alas, I've decided that keeping an animal captive for the sake of comedy isn't a viable plan at my stage in life.
I am a reluctant workaholic. I just can't resist workahol.
If I hear you talking on your phone on a train, I will listen and compile a fictional profile on who you are and what you do. And then convince myself that I'm "definitely right".
I aim to get revenge on my adversaries by being more awesome than them.
I like looking at pictures.
Badly dubbed adverts both amuse and anger me. I'm looking at you Kinder.
I am on a quest for the perfect sandwich.

My Interests

i wish we lived like they did in black and white movies. i'd wear a suit all the time and it would be awesome.

I'd like to meet:

NOTE TO BANDS: I fucking hate your music! It's terrible. Don't bother adding me because I hate you, your haircuts and your families haircuts.

Music:

indiepunkrockswingjazzhandsnoise

Movies:

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Lost In Translation - Napoleon Dynamite - The Goonies - Sideways - Run Lola Run - American Beauty - Ghostbusters - Groundhog Day - Office Space - The Wedding Singer - Clerks - HIgh Fidelity - Milo and Otis - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Turner and Hooch - Back To the Future - Ferris Beuller's Day Off - The Breakfast Club - Alive - Rushmore - All Dogs Go To Heaven - Jaws - Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Television:

arrested development
curb your enthusiasm
the office (uk and us)
darkplace
brasseye
peep show
two guys and a girl
towser
south park
mtv2
the information channel on sky sometimes plays my films right after some caravaning programme(!)

Books:

vintage manuals for obsolete consumer goods.

Heroes:

bill murray

My Blog

Colourising black and white photos is awesome.

Look at me paint!BEFOREAFTERIt's quite fun....
Posted by Mr Treve on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

SITCOMS

I bloody love sitcoms. There's something so awesome about seeing a version of life without all the unimpressive and dull bits.My current favourite is the US version of The Office, it's a bit different...
Posted by Mr Treve on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

Another successful internet impulse buy.

I have just bought some totally radical tshirts from Dinosaur Comics.I am a nerd and it is glorious....
Posted by Mr Treve on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST

In council estate olympics, there are no winners.

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Posted by Mr Treve on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:15:00 PST

Chicks with dicks (and dulcet tones)

Living in the centre of London has it's advantages. If I have an urge for meat at 4:30am, I can go get some meat, albeit from dubious street vendors who definitely don't look like they've learnt the i...
Posted by Mr Treve on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:27:00 PST